Paris Hilton's Draft Day Diary

[gtexan02]

Another Page 2 gem...er...yeah.

It is funny though

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...t&lid=tab5pos1

Originally Posted by Paris Hilton

April 21
I asked Matt if I could take one of these Wanna-lick tests I kept hearing all the football players had to take ... sounded like fun. But it was hard! I thought I totally flunked, but Matt told me I did better than that other guy Vince. That made me feel better.

Originally Posted by Paris Hilton

April 29
Found out that some guy named Mario was the first pick. He got $54 million over six years. How sad is that? I thought these guys made a ton of money or something.

But, forget about the money, why did the Texans take Mario first? Come on -- if the North Carolina State defense was so effective in the ACC, don't you think it would have had a better record against Top 25 schools? And how often does a player of Reggie Bush's caliber come along in our lifetime? Twice? The Saints got a steal on draft day, let me tell you, and I just hope next year I'm in a fantasy league with the guys who run the Texans -- can you say repeat champion? Whatever …

Originally Posted by Paris Hilton

The Arizona Cardinals took him. That's hot. Seriously, it's like 1,000 degrees there.

I found these funny

[Farough]

page 2 usually comes up with some good stuff.. thanks for posting that

[Sutton=08Heisman]

haha the best part was the comment about the money

[Trap_Star]

Her and Eli used to have thing for each other when he declared for the draft...

[ledzeppelin229]

Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

[Kaiser Toro]

Originally Posted by ledzeppelin269

Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

Totally agree. I have no attraction to her what so ever and do not see the value that she provides to society over all.

Eli seems to have the party gene in the family.

[Mr. White]

WTF is Eli wearing in that picture? That's just wrong ,man....just wrong.

[texman8]

Honestly, IMO Someone transpose Eli's head on that body.

[Trap_Star]

Originally Posted by texman8

Honestly, IMO Someone transpose Eli's head on that body.

[The Duke]

DUDE,

Those are some of the funniest pics I have ever seen!

[jerek]

Originally Posted by ledzeppelin269

Paris Hilton, prime example of someone with more fingers on one hand than brain cells in her head. She's dumb as a brick and what's upsetting is that she has such a significant impact on American culture/society.

I second the motion. Not hot whatsoever either.

[alphajoker]

That second pic is awesome!! I about pissed myself!

[mexican_texan]

I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.

[Trap_Star]

Originally Posted by mexican_texan

I noticed the first pic is a soldier from Houston...

Why you cappin on Eli? Leave my boy alone, go mess with Frankenstein instead.

PLEASE DONT TELL "YOUR BOY" ABOUT THE PICS!!!

[kastofsna]

nicole ritchie is grotesque.

[mexican_texan]

Originally Posted by Oblivion

I third the motion. She is not attractive to me either. I think Nicole Ritchie is better looking.

I don't know who thinks being that skinny is in any way attractive.
I find it grotesque.

[Sutton=08Heisman]

id def do paris hilton but thats just me . richie not so much...

[Trap_Star]

Originally Posted by Sutton=08Heisman

id def do paris hilton but thats just me . richie not so much...

I second that.....