Originally Posted by Frak The Jags
I really wish the Anti-Reggie guys would quit making up dollar figures.
Sources say Reggie Bush is asking for 619 million dollars in a 25 year contract with 115 million of it guaranteed. Vince Young, on the other hand, is offering to play for Houston for a new pair of Nikes and a free hair cut from David Carr. Mario Williams wants the same contract as Reggie, the free shoes and hair cut too, or he's goin' to New Orleans where he can pig out on cajun food. When asked about these rediculous contracts, all 3 were found to be suffering from a condition known as "draftihypeitus" and also "WhoGivesA****AnymoreItus" and were not considered to be rational by a reputable psychologist. These conditions are known to either worsen or immediately improve drastically as soon as the first regular season game is played, except for QBs like VY who may have to suffer from mental problems for years. When asked about this, VY said, "I want that freaking hair cut, **** it!!!!!!!!!"