"Rumor or April Fools" Parcells resigns as Dallas Head Coach

[GhostRaider2006]

****Ignore this thread I went back and actually read everything and this is an April Fools Joke as are the other stories on the page. Will keep the link though because the stories are amusing.****
Link:
http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

[HJam72]

Here's a good one from that page:

"The Titans have offered the No. 3 overall pick, their second-round selection, their fourth-round selection, and owner Bud Adams' toupee to Houston owner Bob McNair for the No. 1 overall pick in the draft."

edit: OK, I just realized that might be a shot at McNair also, so maybe it's not so good. :

[mexican_texan]

Originally Posted by GhostRaider2006

****Ignore this thread I went back and actually read everything and this is an April Fools Joke as are the other stories on the page. Will keep the link though because the stories are amusing.****
Link:
http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

No, it says that the one-liners are jokes. The story is real.

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by HJam72

"The Titans have offered the No. 3 overall pick, their second-round selection, their fourth-round selection, and owner Bud Adams' toupee to Houston owner Bob McNair for the No. 1 overall pick in the draft."

Man, how scary would that be to see Mr. McNair with that rat pelt on his dome?