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Q. What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game Q. How do the Jacksonville Jaguars count to 10? A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q. What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and Bill Graham have in common? A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ" Q. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguar out of your yard? A. Put up goal posts Q. Where do you go in Jacksonville in case of a tornado? A. To the football Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!! Q. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief Q. Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team? A. Because then Jacksonville would want one Q. Why was the owner upset when the Jacksonville Jaguars' playbook was stolen? A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it! Q. What's the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar Q. What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and opossums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road Q. How can you tell when the Jacksonville Jaguars are going to run the football? A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
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What does this have to do with the Bengals?
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Does someone have their Kitty Kats mixed up?
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