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Old 02-13-2006   #1
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My husband asked me if I thought this was bad???????????

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."


"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
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Old 02-13-2006   #2
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It's funny in a sick,twisted kind of way.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nflnutswife
My husband asked me if I thought this was bad???????????

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No," he says, "The seat is empty."


"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come
with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we
haven't been to together since we got married in 1987."

"Oh...I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
seat?".

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."


LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahhahahahaha!

Good stuff. Not in real life. But in fake joke world.
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I don't get it........


is it supposed to be a joke??
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