Bad boys (Texans) Vs. Bad Girls (Cowboys) Prediction!!!!!

[texasguy346]

Originally Posted by WWJD

I resemble that remark about California.

Resemble? It's okay everyone has a brain fart aka blonde moment every now and then. Got a good laugh out of it though.

[WWJD]

I wrote "resemble" on purpose...haven't you ever heard the expression "I resemble that remark"?

It's old, I'm old...maybe you're not old enough to have ever heard it.

I think Groucho said it. Know who he is? No brain fart...not today anyway.

[texasguy346]

Originally Posted by WWJD

I wrote "resemble" on purpose...haven't you ever heard the expression "I resemble that remark"?

It's old, I'm old...maybe you're not old enough to have ever heard it.

I think Groucho said it. Know who he is? No brain fart...not today anyway.

I know the Marx brothers, but I don't recall the resemble bit. There was Groucho, the guy with the horn, and one more right? True enough that I am not old enough to remember their act, but I do remember the 3 Stooges Larry, Moe, and Curly. Schemp (sp?) doesn't count.

[WWJD]

Well I'm not THAT old but I watched the Marx Bros. when I was a kid and if they're on now I'll watch. They're classic and their movies are still funny.

Harpo was the one with the horn and he never spoke in the movies but he was funny with no dialogue...

As for the Stooges...I watched them too and as far as Stooges go Curly was the best forever and ever. Shemp was funny too but no Curly.

[Diehardtexan]

I know it's preseason..But I need the practice too
__________________________________________________
Name------Texans ----------TheGirls
__________________________________________________
Diehard------------------31---------------------20
CoachJim----------------27---------------------13
RTP2110-----------------20---------------------00
SheTexan----------------17---------------------10
thegr8fan----------------24---------------------13
DFAN---------------------17---------------------24
LoNghoRn-TeXaN---------19---------------------10
ThirdEyeBC32-------------24---------------------20
texan279-----------------17---------------------06
Texizgreat---------------win--------------------lose
SassyTexan--------------29---------------------10
Tedc---------------------10---------------------20
LMBH---------------------14---------------------21
ChanceC------------------20---------------------09
H-TownRules-------------14---------------------10
SESupergenius------------10---------------------20
BigDTexansFan------------19---------------------10
caddy---------------------27--------------------30
Texansbacker-------------19---------------------16
TEXAN84------------------17---------------------14
Porky----------------------16---------------------13

[SBTexans08]

Texans 24-Cowboys 13

[StarStruck]

Originally Posted by BigDTexansFan

all that said considering Parcells wants to so bad he will play 1st team D most of game to win a meaningless game so fans won't realize wheels are of bus and it is about to crash.

I hope we win just so Parcells the paranoid can say we let them win

Are you a psychic? Now that you've shared on how Parcells thinks, help me out. Serious, I need your help! I'm thinking about going to the casino tonight, do you think it's a good idea. Please reply soon!

[Texansbacker]

Originally Posted by WWJD

Well I'm not THAT old but I watched the Marx Bros. when I was a kid and if they're on now I'll watch. They're classic and their movies are still funny.

Harpo was the one with the horn and he never spoke in the movies but he was funny with no dialogue...

As for the Stooges...I watched them too and as far as Stooges go Curly was the best forever and ever. Shemp was funny too but no Curly.

Two things I know: Shemp was no Curly and the Cowboys are going to lose....again.

Texans 19 - Cowboys 16

[TEXANS84]

Texans 17 Cowgirls 14

Kris Brown kick in the 3rd puts us over the top as nobody scores in the 4th

[Porky]

Predicting pre-season games is like predicting Hurricanes, but my gut instinct tells me the Tuna is more intersted in winning....however, I'll go with the hometown gang 16 - 13

[beerlover]

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY- what happens if the game ends in a tie?

[WWJD]

I am not sure but isn't that just the way it ends and there is no overtime?

[Fiddy]

Originally Posted by WWJD

I am not sure but isn't that just the way it ends and there is no overtime?

There is OT...

[Diehardtexan]

I know it's preseason..But I need the practice too
__________________________________________________
Name------Texans ----------TheGirls
__________________________________________________
Diehard------------------31---------------------20
CoachJim----------------27---------------------13
RTP2110-----------------20---------------------00
SheTexan----------------17---------------------10
thegr8fan----------------24---------------------13
DFAN---------------------17---------------------24
LoNghoRn-TeXaN---------19---------------------10
ThirdEyeBC32-------------24---------------------20
texan279-----------------17---------------------06
Texizgreat---------------win--------------------lose
SassyTexan--------------29---------------------10
Tedc---------------------10---------------------20
LMBH---------------------14---------------------21
ChanceC-----------------20---------------------09
H-TownRules-------------14---------------------10
SESupergenius-----------10---------------------20
BigDTexansFan-----------19---------------------10
caddy---------------------27--------------------30
Texansbacker------------19---------------------16
TEXAN84-----------------17---------------------14
Porky--------------------16---------------------13
beerlover----------------tie---------------------tie
Texan281----------------21---------------------13
gwallaia------------------17---------------------17
rittenhouserobz-----------21---------------------13
brickmantexanfan---------24---------------------17
Bottle-O-Bud-------------03---------------------14
Lucky--------------------23---------------------10

[beerlover]

Originally Posted by Fiddy

There is OT...

WHY? It's only pre season, meaning practice. The outcome should not matter other than avoiding injury's & preparing for the REAL season.

[281]

Cowboys- 13

Texans- 21

[gwallaia]

17-17 tie.

[DFAN]

Originally Posted by Tedc

Last year the starters for Dallas played over one half of the game. They had to prove to thier fans that they could actually beat the Texans. The Texans played thier starters for exactly one quarter.

I feel this will happen again and the Cowgirls will take another meaningless game 20-10 but will risk injury to players and be called out for the brainless antics they always pull.

That's some funny stuff. They didn't have to prove anything.

Just like last year we have to play our QB's a lot to get them ready. Our starter is new and our back up hasn't played in 3 years. It will not be the same as last year with the D. I look for them to play 2 or 3 series.

Originally Posted by BigDTexansFan

OK let's see Texans work out in heat and humidity, Cowgirls put lace on their undies and play in 70's degree no humidity cereal state (fruits, flakes and nuts)

Cowgirls win another meaningless preseason game,(NOTE to Cowgirls fans..NFL doesn't keep records of who won preseason games and scoring a lot of points in preseason means about as much as a date with your sister)


NFL only keeps records of games that matter


Sept 8, 2002 Reliant Stadium (STILL only retractable roof stadium in NFL)

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Dallas players talk noise on "Hard Knocks" on HBO, Fans trash talk on internet


Final

Texans 19
Cowgirls 10


ohhhhhhh we have this record

1 win no losses vs Cowgirls


their record

0 wins 1 loss vs Texans


come see us in 2006...WHEN IT REALLY MATTERS

all that said considering Parcells wants to so bad he will play 1st team D most of game to win a meaningless game so fans won't realize wheels are of bus and it is about to crash.


I hope we win just so Parcells the paranoid can say we let them win

Cowgirls

Texans

Congratulations on your 1-0 record for the boys.

But I prefer to talk about the Five Superbowl victories.

OK enough smack talk. I really do wish the Texans and the Boys played yearly.

That would make for a great rivalry.

Here is to no one getting hurt this Saturday.

Peace.

[rittenhouserobz]

Originally Posted by Diehardtexan

I know it's preseason..But I need the practice too
__________________________________________________
Name------Texans ----------TheGirls
__________________________________________________
Diehard------------------31---------------------20
CoachJim----------------27---------------------13
RTP2110-----------------20---------------------00
SheTexan----------------17---------------------10
thegr8fan----------------24---------------------13
DFAN---------------------17---------------------24
LoNghoRn-TeXaN---------19---------------------10
ThirdEyeBC32-------------24---------------------20
texan279-----------------17---------------------06
Texizgreat---------------win--------------------lose
SassyTexan--------------29---------------------10
Tedc---------------------10---------------------20
LMBH---------------------14---------------------21
ChanceC-----------------20---------------------09
H-TownRules-------------14---------------------10
SESupergenius-----------10---------------------20
BigDTexansFan-----------19---------------------10
caddy---------------------27--------------------30
Texansbacker------------19---------------------16
TEXAN84-----------------17---------------------14
Porky--------------------16---------------------13
beerlover----------------tie---------------------tie

First action of the year. Texans 21 Cowboys 13