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Interesting Vince Young facts...
Occasionally Vince Young will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Contrary to popular belief, Vince Young was dropped at Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Vince Young's shoes are kept in a secret government closet in Langley, Virgina. This may be the only government secret that Clinton did not sell to the Chinese.
A man once laughed at Vince Young. He promptly kicked him, and then continously stomped his body into the ground. Hence, the Grand Canyon.
When Vince Young goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vince Young.
At one point the Earth was only one continent. Vince Young proceeded to throw a football at the earth and caused continental drift.
Hulk Hogan once declared a thumb war with Vince Young. Needless to say, Hogan's thumb is still missing.
Vince Young can not only pull off the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique with only four fingers, he can also juggle a panda bear and a keg of grape juice while doing it.
Vince Young once joined a Buddhist Monastary. The Buddhist leaders immediatly kicked him out after the Monks began to worship him.
Texas does not have a police force. They have Vince Young.
Vince Young can eat soup with a fork.
Vince Young has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but 300 pounds of heavy artillery a day still won't keep Vince Young away.
Vince Young actually died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell Vince that.
Vince Young invented testosterone.
Vince Young IS testosterone.
Had Vince Young played "Neo" in "The Matrix" rather than Keanu Reeves, there would have been no need for special effects.
Vince Young does not bathe in soap and water. Vince Young naturally sweats Mr. Clean
Vince Young once consumed an entire East-Russian villiage in a fit of collosal hunger which may never be equalled...
Whenever Vince Young needs a new pair of boots he just goes out and kicks through a cow.
Vince Young can turn lead into gold by simply staring at it causing the molecules to change and rearrange out of fear. He is the ultimate alchemist.
Vince Young can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Ford, realizing their mistake, recently changed their slogan to, "Built Vince Young tough".
Vince Young does not use a cell phone. He speaks at a normal volume, but out of fear the space-time continuum warps itself until his message reaches the person he's speaking to.
Vince Young can only get drunk from a combination of rattlesnake venom and hot sauce. And he's sober again in six minutes.
Fire It Up, Let the engines roll, It's time to burn it down
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That is hilarious. I laughed out loud when you said, "When Vince Young goes swimming, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vince Young."
That is actually documented.
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On 610 today, Richard Justice actually did say that when Vince runs you don't hear his steps--he is that smooth.
Reminded me of these sorts of posts.
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Richard Justice and John McLain have huge man crushes on VY. They hear angels sing when Vince is near...
Don't start none, won't be none...
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This was just reported on Espn:
Vince Young ran a 4.58 in the forty, only because the pro day directors would not allow him to fly.
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Vince Young can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Vince Young is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Vince Young will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
If you spell Vince Young in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Vince Young once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Vince Young re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Vincetatorship.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Vince Young.
When Vince Young goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Vince Young doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Vince Young CAN believe it's not butter.
Vince Young can divide by zero.
Vince Young always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
When taking the SAT, write "Vince Young" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Vince Young invented blue. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Vince Young has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Vince Young.
Vince Young ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Vince Young doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
It takes Vince Young 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Vince Young can touch MC Hammer.
Vince Young played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Vince Young can slam a revolving door.
Vince Young is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Vince Young does not swim. This is because when Vince Young enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Vince Young simply walks across the pool floor.
Vince Young is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
There is no such thing as global warming. Vince Young was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Vince Young did in fact, build Rome in a day.
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Vince Young to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Vince Young had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
Vince Young once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not Vince Young.
Vince Young was what Willis was talkin' about.
Vince Young does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Vince Young doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Vince Young is not capable of hitting a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries, the whole barn falls down.
Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Vince Young while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
Vince Young doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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