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Old 01-09-2006   #1
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10. Vince's intelligence level far surpasses any other QB's. Winning quarterbacks are typically very well-spoken and eloquent. Young brings a lot to the table with his verbal prowess.
9. Young has a prototypical throwing motion.
8. The key to a good quarterback is the ability to abandon the pass and scramble for yardage. Vince's lightning quick speed is unmatched by any defensive player in the world, nay, universe. His entrance into the NFL will require all other teams to revert to the 1910 rules, when the forward pass was unheard of.
7. While at the University of Texas, Young had to make do with a supporting cast that should not even start on a Pop Warner team. His ability to make players such as Cedric Benson, Roy Williams, Nathan Vasher, Derrick Johnson, and Bo Scaife appear to be talented is a trait of its own. In fact, legend has it that Vince Young actually fathered Earl Campbell after travelling to the past in a time machine that he created from his own awesomeness.
6. Speaking of supporting casts, Vince Young accomplished everything with an offensive line that would have allowed a new NCAA record of 400 sacks in a single season, had any other quarterback been at the helm other than Vince Young.
5. Despite being listed at 6'4", Young is actually ten inches taller.
4. Reggie Bush has never had a single "good" game in his entire career.
3. Vince Young does not need to read a defense, for he wrote every single defensive scheme with a magical pen.
2. Young was able to pull a 200/200 in a National Championship game against the same USC team that was fabled to be able to defeat any other national championship team in the last fifteen years. (Save for the 2001 Miami Hurricanes, who were blessed by Vince Young)
1. If the Texans do not draft Vince Young, he will rain fire upon the city of Houston and curse every first born son for the rest of eternity...because he's that good and he will be the best quarterback to ever play. EVER.
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10................???guy went to UT.......Cutler went to Vandy and aced his ACT's................VY couldnot come close to Cutlers smarts.............But it still does not mean VY wont be a stud in the league.
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*whooosh*...hehe
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When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Vince Young is the first man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

In fine print at the end of the Guinness Book of World Record it states that Vince Young actually holds every world record, and those previously listed are just the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Vince Young pajamas.

Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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When Vince Young does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

Vince Young is the first man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

In fine print at the end of the Guinness Book of World Record it states that Vince Young actually holds every world record, and those previously listed are just the closest anyone has ever gotten.

Superman owns a pair of Vince Young pajamas.

Vince Young can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Now that is comedy.
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Can he throw a football over a mountain?
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Can he throw a football over a mountain?
If he wants to, yes.
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pfft... he can throw it across the Pacific
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Can he throw a football over a mountain?
there are no mountains, only graves of Vince Young's victims.
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10................???guy went to UT.......Cutler went to Vandy and aced his ACT's................VY couldnot come close to Cutlers smarts.............But it still does not mean VY wont be a stud in the league.
Another misunderstanding. I heard he was an honor roll student before UT so I would have to think some of that carried over. Don't judge someone because they may not seem as articulate as you...it makes you look dumb...
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I actually heard that Vince was a stunt double for King Kong
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Another misunderstanding. I heard he was an honor roll student before UT so I would have to think some of that carried over. Don't judge someone because they may not seem as articulate as you...it makes you look dumb...

Carefull Breaze...the mods might slap your hand for such an outlandish and personal attack on someone! (cue laughter...satire here since no one else can see it)
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I actually heard that Vince was a stunt double for King Kong

When you ask vince young what time it is, he always says "two seconds till"
When you say "2 seconds till what" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

A rumor went around that vince young could be defeated by pirates. This is a lie, started by vince young so he could in fact kill more pirates.

Vince Young can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved

lol...im a vince young fan, but this is getting ridiculous
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but this is getting ridiculous
Anyone who has followed this kid closely knows HE is the one who is ridiculous. Redonkulous is more like it. He's sick, sick, sick.
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Vince Young has counted to infinity. Twice
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Well I heard that he can't get sick because he is immune to everything, especially a pass rush.
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Well I heard that he can't get sick because he is immune to everything, especially a pass rush.
He's actually a jedi knight. He uses jedi mind tricks against opposing defenses.
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Even Chuck Norris has no chance against Vince Young.
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Pffft, what kinda question is that. He can throw a mountain over a mountain, and spit footballs over the oceans.
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