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Old 12-01-2005   #1
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Default Top "10" reasons McNair might give for firing the "C's" today

Number 10 - "Golf ball pounding yes, fans no"
Number 9 - "Can you say Harvard?"
Number 8- "I prefer my Capers in food"
Number 7- "I guess our cheerleaders won't make the news so I should"
Number 6- "Hey a good tractor pull draws a bigger crowd"
Number 5- "Maybe we can distract Belick with a job interview at halftime"
Number 4- "After $700Million and Casserly's moves, I can't afford the #1 pick"
Number 3- "JJ wants us to rest Carr for next year"
Number 2- "Marciano will bench Coleman"

And the number 1 reason McNair might give for firing the "C's"....

"Read my lips...the only Bush I want us George W"
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Good GOD Fire them BOTH !
Gime be Bush , Or Give me Death ..... Errr wait a minute HER name was Liberty wasnt it ?
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Or, he could use these reasons.

10) "Pounding golf balls didn't work."

9) "My horse lost at the track today & you can't fire a horse."

8) "They don't suck up to me anymore."

7) "They won't return my calls."

6) "I just found out that Casserly lied to me. I should've known something wasn't right when his facial expressions never changed. He's really the Joker."

5) "I just found out that Capers lied to me. That is a toupee he's wearing."

4) "They made me walk to the practice field today."

3) "They locked me out of practice."

2) "My wife made me do it."

And the number one reason is.....

1) "I just signed Jimmy Johnson as the Texan's new Coach & GM."
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