Real Men Don't Wear Teal - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

BillyBluenose · 11-02-2005

You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-Billy

**Lucky** · 11-02-2005

The Jags can be beaten. One, they like to play close to the vest. Just like Dom. Two, they don't have much of a homefield advantage. Three, they're not so great against zone blocking teams. See Davis 150 yards last season and the 188 the Broncos put up this season.

Sure it will take a near perfect game from the Texans. But, aren't they due? If the Jags come in over confident, they can be had.

Think about the Gaffney lateral to Glenn. The Leap of Faith. Petey jammin' with the crowd. The Shutout. The Texans have the Mojo and the jags know it. that's half the battle.

jagibelieve · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by BillyBluenose

You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-Billy

Your enthusiasm for your team ammuses me. Garbage team? What is our record and what is yours? Garbage stadium? Have you ever been to Alltel? Garbage fans? I guess that's better than being trashy. You're going to "whoop" us?

TheOgre · 11-03-2005

I read somewhere once that if you go into an interview (and you know the sex of the interviewer) do the following:

1. If it is a male, absolutely, positively never where teal. Men hate it.

2. If it a female, where a tie with some teal in it. For some reason they love it.

I don't remember the source or I would post it.

JAGumbo · 11-03-2005

Hey Jagibelieve,
Go over to texanstalk.com for their MB.
It's much better and more active over there.

JAGumbo · 11-03-2005

31st ranked defense
32nd ranked offense

JustBonee · 11-03-2005

REAL men can wear any color.
I remember when men wouldn't be caught dead in pink also!

JAGumbo · 11-03-2005

Sorry Sassy,
No one over here wants to talk football.
They just insult the city and it's fans constantly.

Here's to a great game Sunday.
Thanks.

**TEXANS84** · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by JAGumbo

31st ranked defense
32nd ranked offense

When your offense constantly goes three and out, you're going to have a defense that absorbs that as well.

TheOgre · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by SassyTexan

REAL men can wear any color. I remember when men wouldn't be caught dead in pink also!

Real men still don't wear pink.

Don'tHate · 11-03-2005

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Originally Posted by BillyBluenose

You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans.

We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City!

Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w.

-Billy

That's just sad...can't talk real football so insult a city that you probably have never even stepped foot into...real classy

**Vinny** · 11-03-2005

I'm not going to let a thead sit here that just wants to insult NFL fans from other teams. We don't want them coming here and insulting us so we shouldn't do it to them. I'm closing this. I can't believe we had 3 mods post in this thread to encourage this.

11-02-2005	#1
BillyBluenose Rookie Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Athens, GA Age: 36 Posts: 13 Rep Power: 0	Real Men Don't Wear Teal You can say what you want about the keys to success, match-ups, depth charts, and the rest of the bs the talking heads on ESPN or late night sports radio will be talking about all week, but the bottom line is that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a gargbage team who wear pretty uniforms in a garbage stadium filled with... well, I can't really say filled... in front of garbage fans. We may not be the greatest football team in the world yet, but I'll be darned like a sock if we can't whoop the bums this Sunday in Sulfur City! Smell that, TEXANS? It means you're 60 minutes away from your second w. -Billy

11-02-2005	#2
Lucky Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 11,984 Rep Power: 36539	The Jags can be beaten. One, they like to play close to the vest. Just like Dom. Two, they don't have much of a homefield advantage. Three, they're not so great against zone blocking teams. See Davis 150 yards last season and the 188 the Broncos put up this season. Sure it will take a near perfect game from the Texans. But, aren't they due? If the Jags come in over confident, they can be had. Think about the Gaffney lateral to Glenn. The Leap of Faith. Petey jammin' with the crowd. The Shutout. The Texans have the Mojo and the jags know it. that's half the battle. __________________ I will shoot bottles at night cause I got glow in the dark bottles and they look awesome when they explode. - Joe Texan

11-03-2005	#4
TheOgre Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back in the cellar again Posts: 3,739 Rep Power: 16	I read somewhere once that if you go into an interview (and you know the sex of the interviewer) do the following: 1. If it is a male, absolutely, positively never where teal. Men hate it. 2. If it a female, where a tie with some teal in it. For some reason they love it. I don't remember the source or I would post it. __________________ "...the Texans select...Adrian Peterson, RB, University of Oklahoma."

11-03-2005	#5
JAGumbo Rookie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Panama City Beach, FL Age: 44 Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Hey Jagibelieve, Go over to texanstalk.com for their MB. It's much better and more active over there. Last edited by JAGumbo; 11-03-2005 at 09:01 AM.

11-03-2005	#6
JAGumbo Rookie Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Panama City Beach, FL Age: 44 Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	31st ranked defense 32nd ranked offense Last edited by JAGumbo; 11-03-2005 at 09:02 AM.

11-03-2005	#7
JustBonee Hall of Fame Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Houston Posts: 1,762 Rep Power: 10	REAL men can wear any color. I remember when men wouldn't be caught dead in pink also!

11-03-2005	#12
Vinny shiny happy fan Join Date: Apr 2004 Age: 49 Posts: 20,714 Rep Power: 55750	I'm not going to let a thead sit here that just wants to insult NFL fans from other teams. We don't want them coming here and insulting us so we shouldn't do it to them. I'm closing this. I can't believe we had 3 mods post in this thread to encourage this. __________________ http://twitter.com/#!/TexansTalk "A nation of sheep begets a government of wolves" - Edward R. Murrow

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