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Old 10-17-2005   #21
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1-------Davis run right.
2-------Davis run left.
3-------Carr rushed, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis up the middle.
2-------Davis short pass.
3-------Carr scrambles, throws bad pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

1-------Davis runs up the middle.
2-------Davis runs right.
3-------Carr throws 4 yard quick pass.
4-------Stanley kick.

The opposing defense has got it figured out already, guess I don't have to list anymore.

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you almost got it but I think we run left @ ~3/1 ratio. 3 runs left then 1 right. Sort of like a waltz.
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Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.

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"I'm going down in flames...but Casserly is going with me for making me work with this talentless bunch!"
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Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
You, sir, are a funny *******. I could not mean that in a nicer way.
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It could be his grocery list.

- eggs
- butter
- milk

(Carr gets sacked.)

"Oh yeah..."

- hamburger
- pancake mix

(Carr gets sacked again.)

"Reminds me..."

- meat tenderizer
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I wonder if Carr can quick kick?
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Old 10-18-2005   #27
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uh.....if 1+1=3 an w're bhin 32 soo thn um I nede um 1 touchdown? ma b I shud asx casserlli
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I believe he wrote this in big letters:

"Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?
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"Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike. "
-Coach Dom Capers on how he feels about the team?
I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)

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I couldn't help but sigh and laugh when I read that in his press conference...
Its a pretty bad insult to compare coaching our team to sticking your finger in a dike. (insert childish joke here about the Vikings)

did he really say that?
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did he really say that?
Straight from the press conference:
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(on how he feels about team) ďWell I was very disappointed in the way we played last night just in the area of fundamentals Ė blocking, tackling, and too many penalties. I do believe this team can improve and I do see us improving in some areas. Now, itís kind of like sticking your finger in a dike.
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It all starts up front. Now where do I find them?
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all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
all work and no play makes dom a dull boy.
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Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.
Well stated. So many hamburgers, so little time. Maybe David and his crew will take him to Mickey D's, and stuff the food up his ---
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Hey Marge, you just wait till I get home to your sexy self!!!
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Funniest **** I've seen since I watched my Titans stink it up Sunday.....keep the humor, it helps!
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Dear Diary,

Today I am at a football game again. I really like being a coach. Except for when we lose it is no fun. I also really like going to McDonalds after the game for a hamburger. I really like getting extra pickles. Sometimes I sneak pickles from the fridge and take them to my room to eat them.

It looks like my quarterback has fallen down again and somebody is on top of him. That happens a lot and some people say it is because of a line somewhere. I wonder what people are waiting for in that line? I bet it's hamburgers.


THANK YOU!!!! OMG...still laughing...
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Dear Jeff Posey, Jamie Sharper, Aaron Glenn:

I'm sorry. Please come home...
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1. Ask real coach how to teach players to exicute.
2. Get mouth wired shut.
3. Learn sign launguage.
4. Remove Pendry from Christmas list.

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