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Default What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

What's wrong with you guys?

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Default Re: What? No prediction thread?

I predict I'll be fishing in about 7-8 hours
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

I guess I didn't say what we were supposed to predict. LOL

OK. Who changed the thread title?
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

I predict one team will emerge victorious and one team will leave the game losing.

Unless there is a tie.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Texans win this one. If they don't, they do not deserve to win more than three games this season.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

This is a MUST win..

We have to. Because if we have another choke-job quarter,
and lose to the Tits, then I will go catatonic and check out on
the rest of the season.

The Texans have better talent -- all over the field --. The tits
are starting a rookie QB.

If we lose this it will be because we were out-coached, and
that is _nightmare #1_ for me since I would have preferred Wisenhunt
over BoB back when we were looking for a replacement for Gary.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Bulls 23 - 17 Tacks
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Hopefully it's not a Mark Sanchez all over again.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

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This is a MUST win..

We have to. Because if we have another choke-job quarter,
and lose to the Tits, then I will go catatonic and check out on
the rest of the season.

The Texans have better talent -- all over the field --. The tits
are starting a rookie QB.

If we lose this it will be because we were out-coached, and
that is _nightmare #1_ for me since I would have preferred Wisenhunt
over BoB back when we were looking for a replacement for Gary.
I think my IQ rose a little when I read that.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Seegera stole my glory last week, figured he would again, my bad !
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Texans: Eleventy three
Tacks: Syphilis

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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

Rookie QB's kill us.

Tits 24 (one td on a pic 6)
Us'n 9 (Watt scores def. touchdown and causes a safety)

AJ never targeted. Hopkins shut out. Graham has one bounce out of his hands into hands of defender resulting in said pick 6

Foster doesn't play. Clowney trips over 30 yard line injuring his knee and is out for the year.

Fitzpatrick gets standing ovation from tits fans as he walks off the field at the end of the game.

OB blames coaching for the loss.

Mallett and Savage turn in their uniforms.

Watt stops at HEB for ice cream.

Bill gets drunk and Thorn lights up a joint.

>> Warms up some left over gumbo.

Typical Sunday
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

We lose this game... And the next... And the next...and forever. End the season 3-13

THEN!!!!!! WE DRAFT MARIOTA!

then we win.... And win.... And win.... And win forever.
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What's wrong with you guys?

Us: 40 billion thousand quadruple sextillion points
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Because you'd have to be stoned to think about it!

Mangoes!
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

I think our hatred of the Titans causes us to underestimate them. They are never as bad as we say they are. Statistically, we're more alike than not. We go about it a different way, but the end results are about the same. Yards per play, 3rd down percentage, red zone...

Unfortunately I haven't been able to watch any of their games, so I can't really give an honest prediction. But I think it's going to be a lot closer than we think.

"We" think we're really bad so we predict these blow outs when we play teams that are not the Titans. We think the Titans are worse, a lot worse, so we'll probably have a lot of blow out predictions in our favor.

I wouldn't be surprised if we lose this one to tell you the truth. The game will be decided in the last two minutes.
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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

We lose the coin toss - JJ Watt blocks the opening kickoff with his stone cold stare then returns it for a touch-down - First Tacks series JJ Watt picks off the first pass then takes a knee ... only so he can come in as QB on the Texans first series and throw a 85 yard TD bomb ... to himself ... then bicycle kick the PAT with his back to the goalposts. He then gets a game-ball ... from Jesus.

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Default Re: What? No prediction thread? Titans v. Texans #1

If JJ Watt and Foster have a great game, then we win, 21-7.

But if the game is in the hands of our quarterback, we lose 24-17

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If locker or whitehurst was starting I would say, we would lose or tie

But since they got dis, rookie in. Imma say, we will win
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If locker or whitehurst was starting I would say, we would lose or tie

But since they got dis, rookie in. Imma say, we will win


You know the history of this team when facing rookie qb's starting their first game?

It's bad
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