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**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but it’s Friday night and I’m drunk as **** and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they aren’t worth a ****. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And it’s a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.

dickieb · 12-07-2007

Wow, Thorn is at it again. Let me just say this is your best drink and post I have ever read. Very clear and not really any errors. What are you drinking tonight buddy? Maybe you just haven't had as many as usual but great drunk post! I would caution you to quit while you are ahead for tonight, you don't want to wake up in the morning and regret a post. By the way you don't need no stinking microsoft word, you're the man.

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

Jack Daniles is my drink, and the Texans are my team.

In any case, your're right. I should be hit the sack, but I am not. In the mean time, screw it.

TheIronDuke · 12-07-2007

I love posting drunk until the next morning when I wake up and wondered what the hell I posted the night before.

I'll be there with you in an hour or so Thorn. But I'm always there with you when it comes to the TEXANS!!!!

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

Screrw it. We are drkunk. Int's not like it matters. It's the internet.

In the meaime, Houston Texans rock. Kiss my ass if yhout think difrfent.

Tecans rock.

spent · 12-07-2007

well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by spent

well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

We come fron a long lionge our losers.

I can't type tright ow. In any case, one day, Hoston shall kicj yiou ass.

**GlassHalfFull** · 12-07-2007

You can always type your post in Microsoft word and copy and paste in here if you are worried about your spelling.

I'm with you on the fact that there are a lot of teams much worse off that the Texans.

I'm home with my teenage son tonight, so not too much drinking going on here. Just a couple of glasses of wine. I probably need to dry out after my Vegas trip last week anyway.

TEXANRED · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Thorn

Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but it’s Friday night and I’m drunk as **** and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they aren’t worth a ****. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And it’s a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.

Tell us how you really feel.

Dont forget to take your asprin before going to bed.

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by TEXANRED

Tell us how you really feel.

Dont forget to take your asprin before going to bed.

thanks. I am l0kding at the apsrinbottle now.

**GlassHalfFull** · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Thorn

thanks. I am l0kding at the apsrinbottle now.

Drink a BIG glass of water with it. It's the dehydration that gets you.

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by GlassHalfFull

Drink a BIG glass of water with it. It's the dehydration that gets you.

Screw allof yall. the Texans ****ing rok. I laove the texans.

In anxy xase, I bet I wi9shi tommorw I washtno doing this as AI am sure I will be emabarresed as hell.

TheIronDuke · 12-07-2007

Switch to Firefox, it has automatic spell checking.

Good luck with your hangover tomorrow.

bucslover · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Thorn

Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but it’s Friday night and I’m drunk as **** and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they aren’t worth a ****. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And it’s a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.

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Substitute "Texans" for "Bucs", and I was there where you are last year.. really! We are Bucs fans, we have been loosing and sucking much longer than the Texans have

You will get better, we did. IE Superbowl

But just enjoy the good years because you could go back to a 4-12 season at any time.. we did!

I love my Tampa Bay Bucs, 4-12 or 12-4,

Love your team win or not! Bandwagon fans are the ones who suck!

HEY HEY Tampa Bay, GO BUCS!

TheIronDuke · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by bucslover

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Substitute "Texans" for "Bucs", and I was there where you are last year.. really! We are Bucs fans, we have been loosing and sucking much longer than the Texans have

You will get better, we did. IE Superbowl

But just enjoy the good years because you could go back to a 4-12 season at any time.. we did!

I love my Tampa Bay Bucs, 4-12 or 12-4,

Love your team win or not! Bandwagon fans are the ones who suck!

HEY HEY Tampa Bay, GO BUCS!

I've been out of town without the use of intrawebs all week but from what I've seen the Bucs fans have been the classiest posters I've seen this year. I would like to visit Tampa someday since my favorite radio guy (Bubba the Love Sponge) broadcasts from Tampa and always talks about the Doll House and other goings-on in Tampa Bay. Sounds like a great city!

**Showtime100** · 12-07-2007

You are better at drinking then posting than I ever was Thorn... lol. Have a great night!!

**Hardcore Texan** · 12-07-2007

This thread is grate.....thanx for bringin it up!

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

Well, **** this ****. At the time, I don’t seem to be sober. In fact, I seemd to be quite drunk on myh ass. In zuy case, the Texasns rule. If the name of your team doernst seem to be the Texans, yall our **** opur opf luck.

Yankee_In_TX · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by spent

well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

With all the losing, only the strong survive.

I agree, they're my team. I live for Sunday because of them.

I get excited when I buy a new jersey, or something else with the Texans logo.

I've met so many wonderful people because of the Texans.

They're my team. I may get angry or boo some times, but I still love them.

**Thorn** · 12-07-2007

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Originally Posted by Yankee_In_TX

They're my team. I may get angry or boo some times, but I still love them.

The tTexans are our team. We love t hem. We mijght not be able to type, we not be able to sp[ell, but we love the Texans.

12-07-2007	#1
Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,215 Rep Power: 54610	I love the Houston Texans Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but it’s Friday night and I’m drunk as ** and I say the Texans are my team. Yeah, at present, they aren’t worth a **. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have. And it’s a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully. We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there. Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there. On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston. You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post. __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

12-07-2007	#2
dickieb Veteran Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Not in Texas anymore :( Posts: 343 Rep Power: 8	Re: I love the Houston Texans Wow, Thorn is at it again. Let me just say this is your best drink and post I have ever read. Very clear and not really any errors. What are you drinking tonight buddy? Maybe you just haven't had as many as usual but great drunk post! I would caution you to quit while you are ahead for tonight, you don't want to wake up in the morning and regret a post. By the way you don't need no stinking microsoft word, you're the man. __________________ "I wanna win!" - Nacho Libre

12-07-2007	#3
Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,215 Rep Power: 54610	Re: I love the Houston Texans Jack Daniles is my drink, and the Texans are my team. In any case, your're right. I should be hit the sack, but I am not. In the mean time, screw it. __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

12-07-2007	#4
TheIronDuke Disabled List Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston Age: 34 Posts: 3,110 Rep Power: 20013	Re: I love the Houston Texans I love posting drunk until the next morning when I wake up and wondered what the hell I posted the night before. I'll be there with you in an hour or so Thorn. But I'm always there with you when it comes to the TEXANS!!!!

12-07-2007	#5
Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,215 Rep Power: 54610	Re: I love the Houston Texans Screrw it. We are drkunk. Int's not like it matters. It's the internet. In the meaime, Houston Texans rock. Kiss my ass if yhout think difrfent. Tecans rock. __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

12-07-2007	#6
spent Buccaneer Freak Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 76 Rep Power: 6	Re: I love the Houston Texans well Thorn, can't say I am much of a fan of your Texans, but you fans rank among the very best!

12-07-2007	#8
GlassHalfFull Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Section 353 Posts: 7,059 Rep Power: 39082	Re: I love the Houston Texans You can always type your post in Microsoft word and copy and paste in here if you are worried about your spelling. I'm with you on the fact that there are a lot of teams much worse off that the Texans. I'm home with my teenage son tonight, so not too much drinking going on here. Just a couple of glasses of wine. I probably need to dry out after my Vegas trip last week anyway. __________________

12-07-2007	#13
TheIronDuke Disabled List Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston Age: 34 Posts: 3,110 Rep Power: 20013	Re: I love the Houston Texans Switch to Firefox, it has automatic spell checking. Good luck with your hangover tomorrow.

12-07-2007	#16
Showtime100 Got AJ? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Austin,Tx Age: 50 Posts: 18,734 Rep Power: 39298	Re: I love the Houston Texans You are better at drinking then posting than I ever was Thorn... lol. Have a great night!!

12-07-2007	#17
Hardcore Texan Magnet Man Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Round Rock, TX Age: 38 Posts: 9,383 Rep Power: 18364	Re: I love the Houston Texans This thread is grate.....thanx for bringin it up! __________________ Warning: This post may or may not contain sarcasm, satire, or humor in general. Read at your own risk! Would you like free electricity? TellEveryone.energy526.com

12-07-2007	#18
Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,215 Rep Power: 54610	Re: I love the Houston Texans Well, ** this . At the time, I don’t seem to be sober. In fact, I seemd to be quite drunk on myh ass. In zuy case, the Texasns rule. If the name of your team doernst seem to be the Texans, yall our ** opur opf luck. __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

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