Vince Benched for Violation of Team Rules

[Runner]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

People that state he is less than special will be sacrificed at 2:00 p.m. on Thursday for blasphemy.

I thought the Texans played the Titans on two Sundays this year - did I misread the schedule?

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

I don't hold The Greatness to a higher standard. He is the higher standard!

People that state he is less than special will be sacrificed at 2:00 p.m. on Thursday for blasphemy.

*note to self: start filling out will, leave the cat some food, enjoy one last porterhouse. Crap! Too much to do!! *

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Runner

I thought the Texans played the Titans on two Sundays this year - did I misread the schedule?

ouch. Yeah, that's two of the home games for The Greatness.

Originally Posted by Texan Bill

*note to self: start filling out will, leave the cat some food, enjoy one last porterhouse. Crap! Too much to do!! *

Don't worry about the cat, as it'll have to be sacrificed, too. You probably muttered something blasphemous around it, so it is best that both of you be dealt with accordingly.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to spend my life savings on buying as many copies of this year's Madden that I can afford. Then I'll go pimp myself out for some more money for more copies.

[Runner]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

ouch.

Sorry; when someone throws up a softball like that somtimes I just have to take a swing .

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Runner

Sorry; when someone throws up a softball like that somtimes I just have to take a swing .

The Greatness makes everything easy like Sunday morning.

My words are merely inspired by the subject matter....ummmm...amen.

[JohnsonFan]

every one knows why titan players keep their iq tests in their windshields right? so they can park in handicap spots!

[Runner]

Originally Posted by JohnsonFan

every one knows why titan players keep their iq tests in their windshelds right? so they can park in handicap spots

I always proofread my posts three times before insulting someone else's intelligence.

[hadaad]

Originally Posted by Runner

I always proofread my posts three times before insulting someone else's intelligence.

Prudent. Some would say timid.

[Runner]

Originally Posted by hadaad

Prudent. Some would say timid.

I don't like to look foolish.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to spend my life savings on buying as many copies of this year's Madden that I can afford. Then I'll go pimp myself out for some more money for more copies.

The problem is when you run your franchise you will not be able to even trade all of next years draft plus the entire team to the Titans for Young.

You will just have to modify the rosters so you can have him.

Just think you could see a .500 season .... the playoffs ... dare I say it ....... maybe even a Super Bowl.

Well this is madden.

[hadaad]

Originally Posted by Runner

I don't like to look foolish.

I know, I know. I was just giving you a hard time. Or trying to, ya thick-skinned so-and-so.

You are one of the well-spoken few on this board, that's for sure.

[TexanRevolution]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

I would love to see Shammy's Wonderlic score but honestly no one ever cared enough to look at it even on draft day. I would not be suprised if they just let him pass on it. Why would a career backup QB need to take that test?

Let him pass on it...Ha! Interesting that you say that...IIRC, wasn't someone's first test mysteriously "graded incorrectly". Conspiracy theory perhaps?

Ah, well...since you asked so nicely; Matt Schaub scored a 30 on his Wonderlic...8 pts. higher than the combined scores of a certain Possum Holler QB. Come to think of it, that's higher than VY & Pac-Man's wonderlic scores put together (16+13=29 BTW)
Source

But we'll give ol' Vinny-boy some credit, at least he answered his name correctly the first time around. So I guess functionally illiterate is the more fitting descriptor...sure glad he fits in with the constituency (Good thing too--3rd grade educations are hard to come by in Tinn-ee-cee)



On second thought, you're probably right...he shows genuine glimpses of pure genius!

[TexanRevolution]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

The problem is when you run your franchise you will not be able to even trade all of next years draft plus the entire team to the Titans for Young.

You will just have to modify the rosters so you can have him.

Just think you could see a .500 season .... the playoffs ... dare I say it ....... maybe even a Super Bowl.
Well this is madden.

And what does that say about your Tic-Tacs? 8-8 (and no playoffs, mind you) even with the aid of the "savior"? Hmmm...

[Koolaid Time]

Well, Vince apologizes, sort of.....

"Young finally talked with reporters Monday about why coach Jeff Fisher benched him for the Titans' preseason opener, a 14-6 loss to Washington, after declining to speak immediately after Saturday night's game.

Broke the rules," Young said. "Can't play. Got to go by the rules."

Before the next question could be asked, Young said, "Next question, man. Next question."

Asked if he knew he had broken a team rule, Young added, "Next question."

Young said it felt like being punished by his mother for not doing his homework.

"It's in the past right now, and I'm moving on right now," he said."

Vince's act reminds me of this guy: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry.... .... I'm NOT sorry.... hahahahaha.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

The problem is when you run your franchise you will not be able to even trade all of next years draft plus the entire team to the Titans for Young.

You will just have to modify the rosters so you can have him.

Just think you could see a .500 season .... the playoffs ... dare I say it ....... maybe even a Super Bowl.

Well this is madden.

Rule breaking, illiterate, running backs are a dime a dozen!! "Ya know?"

[Koolaid Time]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Rule breaking, illiterate, running backs are a dime a dozen!! "Ya know?"

Rule breaking, illiterate, running backs (that think they are Quarterbacks) are a dime a dozen!! "Ya know?"

[CloakNNNdagger]

John McClain on 610 just reported the "truth" about Young's benching.............it's worse than what we have been suspecting.

Young asked Fischer for permission to spend the night at home instead of the hotel........Fischer said, "NO." Young defied his coach. Fischer benched him. Could it be that Pacman is still advising him?

[Koolaid Time]

Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger

John McClain on 610 just reported the "truth" about Young's benching.............it's worse than what we have been suspecting.

Young asked Fischer for permission to spend the night at home instead of the hotel........Fischer said, "NO." Young defied his coach. Fischer benched him. Could it be that Pacman is still advising him?

Maybe Pacman.. or this person....


Screw You Guys.... I'm going home....

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger

John McClain on 610 just reported the "truth" about Young's benching.............it's worse than what we have been suspecting.

Young asked Fischer for permission to spend the night at home instead of the hotel........Fischer said, "NO." Young defied his coach. Fischer benched him. Could it be that Pacman is still advising him?

The Greatness knows that the head coach is a temporary position, while He's got a direct line to Darth Bud. Fisher is merely a speedbump to The Greatness.

[TexanRevolution]

Originally Posted by Koolaid Time

Maybe Pacman.. or this person....


Screw You Guys.... I'm going home....

Classic! Simply classic!

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Rule breaking, illiterate, running backs are a dime a dozen!! "Ya know?"

That's got signature written all over it!