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Old 04-26-2007   #81
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84, this is your way out from ever going mall shopping again. However, you must use it sparingly when it comes to other places...or she will catch on.
You should have PM'd me. The secret's out.
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Old 04-26-2007   #82
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Crap!!.... Thats what I have been doing wrong. Thanks for the insight... I may sport the red socks and sandals for Saturday for a more "sporty" look.
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after long days of doing man things like winning loaves of bread and carrying loads of bacon home,
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That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you.
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That was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thank you.
My wife brings home the bacon and I fry it up in the pan but I don't do it in black socks and green boxers.


Note to self: Don't cook bacon in the nude anymore.
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My wife brings home the bacon and I fry it up in the pan but I don't do it in black socks and green boxers.


Note to self: Don't cook bacon in the nude anymore.

or Ted might end up like Lauren's avatar!!!
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or Ted might end up like Lauren's avatar!!!
I still don't understand where the battery goes.
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That's the part that must have broken off!!!
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Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.
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Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.

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Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.
Oh Lord, if you are listening, please remove this nasty image from my mind! I promise to be a better person but I just can't go on anymore after this. Please Lord.
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You have been watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, "Cooking in the Raw", on "E" TV.


Up next, "Dante's Embarrassing Photos".
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Very important safety tip... Thanks Ted. Although when I used to cook in the nude, I would still wear my black socks.
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This coming from the dental floss guy.....
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This is just freakin hilarious. Y'all are freakin nuts, but that is not a bad thing.
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i tried, but i think i just made it worse...
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i tried, but i think i just made it worse...
sorry.
No, no...don't feel bad. Black sock wearers (after hours) need to stick together. You did your justice, appropriatley so.
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Well personally!! I like black sock wearers, with or without sandals, black shoes with shorts, red socks with brown shoes, flip flops, green undies of ANY kind, long silky ponytails, tight butts sitting on a Harley, black leather jackets, bean dip and chips sitting on top a solid round belly laid back in a comfy recliner, watching a TEXAN game! D*mn!! Where's my sugardaddy????????!!!
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