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Old 09-17-2013   #361
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I am a Cowboys fan, but this is appropriate for this discussion:

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With that image of Justin Timberlake, lets suspend this thread for a while, otherwise this absurdity will never end.

This thread is going in one big ridiculous circle of absurdity.
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wooohoooo its back, good thing cause i was getting bored.
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HAHA That was pretty good
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This thread is back open??? let me guess you ladies just couldn't stay
away from talking about us, and now I have to set you straight as
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Yo mama was so hairy you got rug burns during birth

YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo moma is so old she owes Jesus a dollar

Yo moma's so stupid that she brought a roll of toliet paper to a game of craps

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate


That's the only really good ones I can find right now. I'll see if I can find some more. I think the orange juice one was pretty good.
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Yo mama was so hairy you got rug burns during birth

YO moma so dumb that she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Yo moma is so old she owes Jesus a dollar

Yo moma's so stupid that she brought a roll of toliet paper to a game of craps

Yo mama so stupid, she stared at an orange juice can because it said concentrate


That's the only really good ones I can find right now. I'll see if I can find some more. I think the orange juice one was pretty good.
He was obviously right though, the Cowboys are better than the Texans because of all those Super Bowls so many years ago.

Hard to argue with the Master.

Bater.
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He was obviously right though, the Cowboys are better than the Texans because of all those Super Bowls so many years ago.

Hard to argue with the Master.

Bater.
No doubt, if we could travel back in time with Doc and Michael J Fox we could all see the old glory of the Cowboys and their cocaine, man the good old days. How cowboys fans love the past. Atleast they didnt have obama care back then. Maybe cowboys fans are right and we should all live in the past
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Y'all need to leave our family alone. IGNORE US! We are who we are and will be that stick like glue nation, having ourselves a real good time, FOREVER.

The is great!
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I don't really feel like poking fun at the cowboys or thier fans today. I assume this is how they felt when coach Landry passed away.
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They are the best team in Texas.
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Sorry I don't need Doc and the Delorean to take me back in time
to see Dallas win those championships.

but I would suggest psychological consoling to get over the
extreme hurt that you can't speak as though you matter
and just come to grips with it

You'll feel better when you do
Meh - you are definitely living in the glory years...wait, you are a Cowboys fan, make that glory holes.
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Despite my loathing of the Cowgirls I have to begrudgingly tip my hat to them for playing better than us this year.
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There is no prize for it and we got a long way to go before they hand
out the Lombardi title
Very true. I don't see Romo and this bunch getting one. Hell the only cat on the roster who deserves one is Jason Witten.
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I will not speculate on that, all I am saying is they don't wheel
out the Lombardi title at the end of the regular season or playoff
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Neither the Cowboys or Texans are getting one anytime soon.

Say, you want a new head coach? We'll give you Kubiak for free. LOL
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Neither the Cowboys or Texans are getting one anytime soon.
Stranger things have happened.

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Say, you want a new head coach? We'll give you Kubiak for free. LOL
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I don't see Romo and this bunch getting one. Hell the only cat on the roster who deserves one is Jason Witten.
Leave my quarterback alone, we could do much worse Let me add to your list, since being a Cowboys hater, I don't expect you to know much about some of the other teammates who deserves -- well picking a few out of 53 that deserve based on performance a Ring. Romo, Bryant, Lee, Ware, Carter, Scandrick, Williams, Carr, Church, Frederick has done well as a rookie, a healthy Austin, and Harris could be our Jacoby on special teams. If only we had AD back home in Texas, all I could say is wow!
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If only we had AD back home in Texas, all I could say is wow!
AD said if he wasn't a Viking he would like to play in Texas...not for the Cowboys though. Score another one for the Texans huh?
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First off if he did in fact say that and you can provide proof...then he
is a fool!!! because it's not like Peterson can pick and chose like he is
25 year old with no health issues

second teams aren't looking to acquire a aging back on his way out
the door and willing to pay top dollar! so he had better take what
he can get, while he can still get it
He did say it. You seem to be fairly clueless though. He said he wanted to be a TEXAN - not a Cowboy. Cowboys suck - period. Texans currently play like crap but still don't suck.

Peterson wanted to be a Texan "Proof"
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AD said if he wasn't a Viking he would like to play in Texas...not for the Cowboys though. Score another one for the Texans huh?
But, but, but before he became a Viking he was a Cowboys fan and still is. He did say that he would like to play for the Texans, but he did not say not for the Cowboys though. Trust me if Jerry would and could sign AD, he would have a grin on as big as a Cheshire cat.

Also, bear in mind that Texans would have probably been a likely choice since they would have only needed to move up a spot or two to get him. He was in the top 10 in the draft and a choice between a Texas and Minnesota from a Texan is a no brainer.

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