Cushing's home just went on the Market: what's that about ?

[Vance87]

JFC guys, forget it. LOL.

[coltfan123]

houston is a nice city but not somewhere i want my vacation home. Cushing isnt going anywhre, from the games ive see he lovesthe texans. just wants a new home.

[b0ng]

Originally Posted by infantrycak

I guess it is a variant of internet tough guy - internet Calvin Klein underwear model.

bOng - classic Cheetoh line.

Thank you. This phenomenon has actually been described as being Internet Male. Here is an excerpt from SomethingAwful:

The Internet Male finds flaws in every woman and exudes hyper masculinity until the moment a female arrives in his vicinity.

Defining Quote: "Mandy Moore disgusts me. I don't understand how anyone can find her attractive."

I'm glad our friend Vance87 thinks Cushing can do better though, at least he is looking out for our star ILB's well-being when it comes to the daunting task of selecting a mate. I think what this person is really trying to say though is "Cushing could've done way better than that. He could have had me!"

Or maybe I have turned into an Internet Psychologist. . . damnit.

[infantrycak]

Originally Posted by b0ng

Or maybe I have turned into an Internet Psychologist. . . damnit.

Don't try to steal GP's gig.

[Vance87]

Originally Posted by b0ng

Thank you. This phenomenon has actually been described as being Internet Male. Here is an excerpt from SomethingAwful:



I'm glad our friend Vance87 thinks Cushing can do better though, at least he is looking out for our star ILB's well-being when it comes to the daunting task of selecting a mate. I think what this person is really trying to say though is "Cushing could've done way better than that. He could have had me!"

Or maybe I have turned into an Internet Psychologist. . . damnit.

Schlong, I challenge you to an e-pushup battle. Winner gets a years' supply of Cheetos and 1000 free GB of porn. Loser gets Cushing's dame. You in, kemosabe?

[Ryan]

Originally Posted by IDEXAN

You would certainly say that about Watt, but Cushing is coming off of a season-ending ACL, and anytime a player blows out his knee there's uncertainty associated with his return. Cushing return to play in 2013 could be shaky, atleast inconsistant because he's returning from a severe injury and he and the Texans might have problems reaching an agreement for a new contract ? And on top of that Cushing family back east might want him and their new grandchild/nephew-niece ( I don't ksow if he's got a son or daughter ?), to be closer to home ?
And I can see Cushings wife wanting a different, smaller house for their new baby, but I don't see them buying until they know more about their plans subsequent to the 2013 season ?

I'm not extremely worried about Cushing's recovery. He's one of the hardest workers i've seen and i wouldn't be shocked if he came back almost better Adrian Peterson style.

[Craig.]

Originally Posted by Ryan

I'm not extremely worried about Cushing's recovery. He's one of the hardest workers i've seen and i wouldn't be shocked if he came back almost better Adrian Peterson style.

I'd be shocked. AP is a genetic freak, this has now been proven. Good? Maybe, but not THAT good.

[MightyTExan]

Originally Posted by 76Texan

[Double Barrel]

From Cushing's Facebook page dated Friday, February 08:

I did recently put my house on the market, but that's only because my family and I are moving closer to the stadium. Don't worry guys, I'm not leaving the Texans.

Source

[CretorFrigg]

This speculation about Cushing selling his house is classic ESPN.

"LeBron James visits a steak restaurant, what could this possibly mean?!"

"Tim Tebow runs shirtless in practice. Will Tebow get the start next week?"

[thunderkyss]

Originally Posted by CretorFrigg

"Tim Tebow runs shirtless in practice. Will Tebow get the start next week?"

MSR