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Re: Sacrifice to the Football Godz(Joke thread)
How do you win a playoff game against the Patriots in New England?
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Practice some more
Call in that defense guy Phillips
Call in the offense guy Kubiak
Invent a time machine.
Go back in time to 2009 and pick up Bernard Pollard.
Tell him he's still with the Texans in the future and he's needed.
Bring Pollard to the present, put him in a room at Gillette Stadium.
Tell him the next man to come in the door will punch his momma in February 2013.
Send in Brady....
It's that easy.
Fitz makes bad decisions. That's not going to change.
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