For years friends of mine used to tell me....

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by EllisUnit

Exactly, some think it means a change in something not the end, maybe the start of another ice age, a shift in climate. Who knows. It is really just how different people interpert it.

Actually the whole subject of the Mayan calendar is completly overblown anyway. But, like UFOs, it's fun to screw with.

[DexmanC]

Originally Posted by EllisUnit

Exactly, some think it means a change in something not the end, maybe the start of another ice age, a shift in climate. Who knows. It is really just how different people interpert it.

There are Mayan lecturers on youtube. Most Mayans reside in
modern-day Mexico. Their calendar wasn't meant to "predict" weather
patterns, but to chart the cycles of the stars. Cosmology is the science
of recognizing the roles of the stars in human consciousness (spirituality.)

Unfortunately, Cortes and his ilk destroyed much of the information regarding
this science, and humanity is backward for it. The same went on when
the Arabs and French invaded Egypt. Much could be said about Spain and England's
rape of southeast Asia and the Pacific Islands, etc.

All that is left of the Mayan science is fragments.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by ThaJokaa

Lol what?

Were you not one of our brothers that took a vow to not *ahem* have "carnal knowledge" of a female until we won a playoff game???





Nevermind!! Run through some shyte!!!!

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Thorn

Actually the whole subject of the Mayan calendar is completly overblown anyway. But, like UFOs, it's fun to screw with.

It's almost as fun as you talking about how you had to clean bird shyte off of bouys!!! That shyte ROCKS!!!

[GlassHalfFull]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Were you not one of our brothers that took a vow to not *ahem* have "carnal knowledge" of a female until we won a playoff game???





Nevermind!! Run through some shyte!!!!

That was TheRealJoker and he was a happy camper last year after the Bengals game. Actually, I think we just had to make the playoffs.

edit, had to go find the thead. For those new around here.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/sho...hlight=playoff

[ThaJokaa]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Were you not one of our brothers that took a vow to not *ahem* have "carnal knowledge" of a female until we won a playoff game???





Nevermind!! Run through some shyte!!!!

Nope, not me... You introduced me to him at the 49ers tailgate tho lol

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

It's almost as fun as you talking about how you had to clean bird shyte off of bouys!!! That shyte ROCKS!!!

You go try chipping frozen seagull **** off bouys in the middle of winter and see how you like it.

[HJam72]

Originally Posted by DexmanC

There are Mayan lecturers on youtube. Most Mayans reside in
modern-day Mexico. Their calendar wasn't meant to "predict" weather
patterns, but to chart the cycles of the stars. Cosmology is the science
of recognizing the roles of the stars in human consciousness (spirituality.)

Unfortunately, Cortes and his ilk destroyed much of the information regarding
this science, and humanity is backward for it. The same went on when
the Arabs and French invaded Egypt. Much could be said about Spain and England's
rape of southeast Asia and the Pacific Islands, etc.

All that is left of the Mayan science is fragments.

Wow, it's almost like the Soul Cube.

[EllisUnit]

Originally Posted by DexmanC

There are Mayan lecturers on youtube. Most Mayans reside in
modern-day Mexico. Their calendar wasn't meant to "predict" weather
patterns, but to chart the cycles of the stars. Cosmology is the science
of recognizing the roles of the stars in human consciousness (spirituality.)

Unfortunately, Cortes and his ilk destroyed much of the information regarding
this science, and humanity is backward for it. The same went on when
the Arabs and French invaded Egypt. Much could be said about Spain and England's
rape of southeast Asia and the Pacific Islands, etc.

All that is left of the Mayan science is fragments.

Yes i have studied in on it and there are many different theories, i dont think it means the end of the world.

As i said it was ironic friends would say that and now we are 11-1

[EllisUnit]

Originally Posted by GlassHalfFull

That was TheRealJoker and he was a happy camper last year after the Bengals game. Actually, I think we just had to make the playoffs.

edit, had to go find the thead. For those new around here.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/sho...hlight=playoff

Howd that work out for you anywas Jokaa

[ThaJokaa]

It wasn't me -___-

I love my Texans but I couldn't give up sex for that lol

[EllisUnit]

Originally Posted by ThaJokaa

It wasn't me -___-

I love my Texans but I couldn't give up sex for that lol

No wonder it took us so long to make it to the play-offs....u failed us Jokaa

[ThaJokaa]

I'm sorry

[Premier]

jj watt will save us..

[Texabama]

Originally Posted by Premier

jj watt will save us..

Actually Dikembe will.

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/

Time will be added to the Mayan calender so that the Texans can win the Superbowl.