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Old 11-27-2012   #1
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Default Schaub Makes The Onion

Usually when athletes on your favorite sports team make The Onion, it's for something unfavorable.

This is a rather funny article, and I kind of liked that Johnny U. was included, lol.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mat...-deserv,30527/
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Janikowski has a criminal record though: http://www.huliq.com/10061/raiders-j...blems-reappear
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Janikowski has a criminal record though: http://www.huliq.com/10061/raiders-j...blems-reappear
Kickers benefit from double standards. However, they've been losing some leeway ever since the Bill Gramatica knee incident.
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Genghis Khan has a pretty long rap sheet...check the history books.
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Matt Schaub Releases Exhaustive List Of Who Deserves To Be On Texans' Roster

HOUSTON—Following up on his assertion that Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh is “not Houston Texan–worthy,” Texans quarterback Matt Schaub released a comprehensive list to the media Tuesday cataloging who he believes deserves a place on the team’s 53-man roster. “The following people are worthy of playing for the Houston Texans: Larry Fitzgerald, Peyton Manning, Brian Urlacher, Aldon Smith, Sebastian Janikowski,” said Schaub, reading an excerpt from the 10,000-name list, which he told reporters was compiled according to “who these people are and what they stand for.” “Additionally, Aaron Rodgers is a Texans-quality person, as are Deion Sanders, Walter Payton, Merlin Olsen, Rosa Parks, Dennis Rodman, Warren Buffett, my wonderful parents, Johnny Unitas, Suri Cruise, Manti Te’o, Genghis Khan, Calvin Johnson, and the architect Frank Lloyd Wright.” Schaub confirmed that only one current Texan is included on the list: second-string fullback Tyler Clutts.
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