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Old 11-16-2012   #21
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If a little kid prays that the Jags start winning and we have a virtual re-enactment of Angels in the Outfield with football instead of baseball with angels magically helping and guiding the players. Then, God trades the ghost of Walter Payton to the Jags to help out sneaking into Jennings body and toting the pill like the good ole days. With all of that they'd probably have a 75% chance of winning. If they get the ghost of Lombardi too then we're screwed.
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That damn Mayan calendar was off by 33 days.....
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Old 11-16-2012   #23
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Sorry this scenario is highly unlikely. To wit:

- The first string is sent to handle the invasion, which it does successfully since Wade is in charge of tactics. In fact, they make it back to see the whole 4th qtr. But they can't play since they were declared inactive.

- Our second string and a few practice squaddies play the Jags. Kubiak gives them holy hell because they only win by 7. The Pink Soapers briefly appear...

A couple of unexpected consequences...
- Vegas takes a bath on the game, since they are unaware of our split squad action, they still have the spread at 14+ pts.

- One of our stalwart TT members, who shall remain un-named (TexanBill), makes an abs-so-lute killing but gives it all back during his post-game visits to certain "gentlemen's establishments". He doesn't remember any of it.
Well done sir, I spewed some damn good brew.

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Here's where we list out all the ridiculous circumstances that would have to take place for the Jaguars to actually beat the Texans this Sunday.


I'll go first:

1. Mexico invades Texas, instead of sending any sort of military the governments involved decide it would be much easier to just send the Bulls on Parade to run them back out of town. Of course, they would be successful but they can only dominate one team per week so the Jaguars would win by forfeit.
I hope you feel ridiculous now. Don't ever jinx us like this again. Richard!!!
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Never again!!!
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Please never make a thread like this again.
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Lol who says Texans games lack excitement
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Who'da thunk all it would take is Gabbert going down to make it a game?
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Who'da thunk all it would take is Gabbert going down to make it a game?
Considering how badly the Texans have let backup QBs burn them in the past....
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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaa

Sorry.

Pretty good game though huh? Overtime crazy games like that are way better than blowouts. Let's just say it, the Texans completely over looked the Jags who gameplanned like it was their Super Bowl.

Gabbert actually did pretty well, he got out quick so the Jags could put in their real starter. Nice change up, fooled Wade all game long. Texans got smoked on a bunch of blitz attempts. Barely generated any pass rush. Not a good game for the defense.

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