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Old 10-24-2012   #21
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Old 10-24-2012   #22
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All I think of when I read about JJ Watt eating is the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the cow into the pen for the dinosaur's feeding time.

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Old 10-25-2012   #23
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I might have actually taken dumps bigger than Ray after eating a burrito..

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I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.
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Try this one:

The JJ Watt burrito! Stuffed with "Beanie Wells" and "Ray Rice!"

<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

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I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.
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Default Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt

1. He actually said "I've eaten burritos bigger than your ass."
2. The full JJ Watt sound FX was just released (it's pretty boring). At one point Barwin asks him on the sideline, "Did you call Rice a burrito yet?", indicating that this was a totally planned shtick to get a good sound bite while Watt was mic'd up.

It appears that Watt isn't as witty as Foster or as crazy as Cushing. But I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute so long as he keeps putting up MVP numbers.
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They need to mic Antonio Smith. Probably lots of muting and beeping though with him lol.
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<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

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Turns out Barwin told him to say that...
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Turns out Barwin told him to say that...
Or it was something JJ told Barwin about earlier, and Barwin was asking him if he'd said it yet.

I think JJ Watt is smart enough to come up with his own slams.
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I thought that was a John McClain quote? I know he's said that to Mark Berman at least once.

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Who doesn't love Rice in their burritos?

LOL saw this on Mic'd Up or whatever...was awesome!

I was thinking the same thing ... yeah but did they have Rice?
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He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...
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must have been recently.. i cant imagine too many Mexican restaurants in Wisconsin..
In Madison, there's several La Bamba's, who advertise "Burritos as big as your head". It's actually a franchise outfit out of IL. I'm not sure if this is what he's referring to though. http://www.labambaburritos.com/menu-nutrition/
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He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...
Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
passes from Peyton or RGIII.
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Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
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Out of the league.
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David Anderson probably opened a Burrito shop some where near Hermosa Beach, CA.
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