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BullNation4Life · 10-24-2012

GP · 10-24-2012

All I think of when I read about JJ Watt eating is the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the cow into the pen for the dinosaur's feeding time.

speedfreek · 10-25-2012

I might have actually taken dumps bigger than Ray after eating a burrito..

TJ

Vinnie · 10-25-2012

I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.

speedfreek · 10-25-2012

Try this one:

The JJ Watt burrito! Stuffed with "Beanie Wells" and "Ray Rice!"

<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

TJ

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinnie

I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito.

Quick II Draw · 10-25-2012

1. He actually said "I've eaten burritos bigger than your ass."
2. The full JJ Watt sound FX was just released (it's pretty boring). At one point Barwin asks him on the sideline, "Did you call Rice a burrito yet?", indicating that this was a totally planned shtick to get a good sound bite while Watt was mic'd up.

It appears that Watt isn't as witty as Foster or as crazy as Cushing. But I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute so long as he keeps putting up MVP numbers.

TexanSam · 10-25-2012

They need to mic Antonio Smith. Probably lots of muting and beeping though with him lol.

GP · 10-25-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by speedfreek

Try this one:

The JJ Watt burrito! Stuffed with "Beanie Wells" and "Ray Rice!"

<drum roll and crash cymbal please..>

TJ

**gtexan02** · 10-25-2012

Turns out Barwin told him to say that...

GP · 10-25-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by gtexan02

Turns out Barwin told him to say that...

Or it was something JJ told Barwin about earlier, and Barwin was asking him if he'd said it yet.

I think JJ Watt is smart enough to come up with his own slams.

**House of Pain** · 10-25-2012

I thought that was a John McClain quote? I know he's said that to Mark Berman at least once.

Goldensilence · 10-25-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookem Horns

Who doesn't love Rice in their burritos?

LOL saw this on Mic'd Up or whatever...was awesome!

I was thinking the same thing ... yeah but did they have Rice?

TheRealJoker · 10-25-2012

He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...

foszz · 10-26-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Premier

must have been recently.. i cant imagine too many Mexican restaurants in Wisconsin..

In Madison, there's several La Bamba's, who advertise "Burritos as big as your head". It's actually a franchise outfit out of IL. I'm not sure if this is what he's referring to though. http://www.labambaburritos.com/menu-nutrition/

DexmanC · 10-30-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRealJoker

He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit...

Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
passes from Peyton or RGIII.

The Pencil Neck · 10-30-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by DexmanC

Is David Anderson still in the league? I haven't seen him out there catching
passes from Peyton or RGIII.

Out of the league.

**SAMURAITEXAN** · 10-30-2012

David Anderson probably opened a Burrito shop some where near Hermosa Beach, CA.

10-24-2012	#21
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GP Go Texans! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 17,747 Rep Power: 50138	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt All I think of when I read about JJ Watt eating is the scene in Jurassic Park when they lower the cow into the pen for the dinosaur's feeding time. __________________

10-25-2012	#23
speedfreek All Pro Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 506 Rep Power: 957	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt I might have actually taken dumps bigger than Ray after eating a burrito.. TJ

10-25-2012	#24
Vinnie with an I E Join Date: Sep 2007 Section: 506, best section in the 500's! Age: 36 Posts: 889 Rep Power: 2537	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt I'm actually a bit surprised a local Tex Mex restraunt hasn't capitalized on this yet and came out with the "Ray Rice" burrito. __________________

10-25-2012	#26
Quick II Draw Veteran Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 102 Rep Power: 982	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt 1. He actually said "I've eaten burritos bigger than your ass." 2. The full JJ Watt sound FX was just released (it's pretty boring). At one point Barwin asks him on the sideline, "Did you call Rice a burrito yet?", indicating that this was a totally planned shtick to get a good sound bite while Watt was mic'd up. It appears that Watt isn't as witty as Foster or as crazy as Cushing. But I wouldn't care if he was a deaf-mute so long as he keeps putting up MVP numbers. __________________

10-25-2012	#27
TexanSam Hall of Fame Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston Age: 26 Posts: 16,665 Rep Power: 23578	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt They need to mic Antonio Smith. Probably lots of muting and beeping though with him lol. __________________ Thanks to Premier

10-25-2012	#29
gtexan02 Working? Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Boston Age: 29 Posts: 15,336 Rep Power: 34917	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt Turns out Barwin told him to say that... __________________ Adios until next season. See you then

10-25-2012	#31
House of Pain Knee-jerkless Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Houston Section: 106 Age: 31 Posts: 256 Rep Power: 1453	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt I thought that was a John McClain quote? I know he's said that to Mark Berman at least once. Last edited by House of Pain; 10-25-2012 at 10:30 AM. Reason: too quick with that enter key

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TheRealJoker Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Conroe Age: 25 Posts: 3,563 Rep Power: 2772	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt He probably consulted with David Anderson for the burrito bit... __________________ What did the city of Houston do to anger the football gods?

10-30-2012	#37
SAMURAITEXAN Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Tokyo, Japan Posts: 2,801 Rep Power: 5955	Re: 'I've Eaten Burritos bigger than you' - JJ Watt David Anderson probably opened a Burrito shop some where near Hermosa Beach, CA.

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