Texans Fan Dictionary

[PhilpW]

Has Oileresque been used?

[mattieuk]

limbo(b)

limbo(b) - a limbo like state, that is often defined by the Houston Texans. Limbo(b) is a delicate balance between failure and success, often for the personal gain of the controlling parties - first demonstrated by Bob McNair and Gary Kubiak, who through collusion and aggressive marketing campaigns managed to leave the Houston Texans in limbo(b) for 4 years before fans realized that their preseason optimism was severely misplaced, and the stadium was just as full as the ownership's wallet.

[HuttoKarl]

Headbanging - the act of smashing your head against a wall so you can feel better after another vomitous loss to the Jags.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Wolf

Grovered-

used in a sentence
Man, they got grovered the other day


I have to have help on this one.. I failed to put my thoughts in a sentence

That just sounds dirty..... "grovered"

[TheCD]

Blackout

1. Chemically induced period of amnesia that is indicative of substance dependence.
2. The future of Houston Texans home games.
3. Exception to #1: Intentionally drinking enough during a Texans game so that one can forget the outcome, usually a loss resulting from an unbelievable play or series of plays (see Reggie Wayne regarding nearly impossible circus catches).

Note: #3 differs from #1 in that #3 is indicative of unhealthy masochistic tendencies rather than a chemically-dependent lifestyle.

[Texan_Bill]

Shattered -

1. The crushing of fans hopes and dreams for success.

2. The effect of slamming ones remote control on to the floor with violent force.

[Beer and Metal]

Cheap panty-hose

One of the two defensive schemes employed by the Texans where everything looks covered, but numerous runs are inevitable. Used on obvious run plays.

Dirty linen

One of the two defensive schemes employed by the Texans where the opponents will easily air it out. Used on passing plays.

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by Beer and Metal

Cheap panty-hose

One of the two defensive schemes employed by the Texans where everything looks covered, but numerous runs are inevitable. Used on obvious run plays.

Dirty linen

One of the two defensive schemes employed by the Texans where the opponents will easily air it out. Used on passing plays.

happened again today

[Wolf]

bump this for you

beerlover has a new word

here is a new word for Texans (Wade Phillips) its not soft. It's Nice.

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83698

[Wolf]

Rosencopter (it might have been posted on this and I missed it) but that word came up a few times today when Casey did his best impression (besides giving up the fumble)

[Kimmy]

Conner the Barbarian!

[unclejamima]

Hmmm. Theres been a saying in my family for years now that applies to someone choking up or blowing a game of any kind. Its referred to as having "OILERED". Sad, but true.

[Wolf]

False start has a new one

Jacoby-dropter

[Wolf]

if you look up "oxymoron" in the dictionary

Webster has added something new

the example it give is when someone says "JJ Watt hands down wins "X" award"

[TheMatrix31]

How about something to convey that somebody on our team was injured for a significant amount of time by a dirty play?

[Hervoyel]

Slaus'd? (sounds like slouse'd not slaws'd)

"Brian Cushing was headed for another Pro Bowl in 2012 before that Jets ***** of a lineman Slaus'd his season."

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Hervoyel

Slaus'd? (sounds like slouse'd not slaws'd)

"Brian Cushing was headed for another Pro Bowl in 2012 before that Jets ***** of a lineman Slaus'd his season."

JUP.... Pretty much this!!!

"slaw'd" sounds pretty much like jagerschnitzel