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Old 09-27-2012   #1
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Kubiak said he did not know of any cosmetic surgery for quarterback Matt Schaub, who lost a small piece of his left earlobe on Sunday courtesy of an illegal hit by Broncos linebacker Joe Mays.

“He'll be alright,” Kubiak said, smiling. “We'll give him a big hat."

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It worries me that Kubiak's joke telling is far too conservative
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It worries me that Kubiak's joke telling is far too conservative
What're you saying? He runs his mouth too much instead of passing the microphone?
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It worries me that Kubiak's joke telling is far too conservative
Well you know he has those jokes scripted - that probably came straight off that Denny's menu he carries around.
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Then when he delivers the punch line....he doesn't even look at the audience to see their reaction.
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You should see his jokes in the Red Zone..........
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One of his best jokes:

"Did you hear the one about the halfback pass that walked into a defensive back's hands?...."

And who can resist his magic tricks with the red challenge handkerchief? Now you see a timeout...now you DON'T!!! Poof!"

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You should see his jokes in the Red Zone..........
Strange that so few of them involve Andre Johnson....
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Kubiak has nothing on Bum Phillips. Now that is a true modern day Shakespeare.

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Kubiak has nothing on Bum Phillips. Now that is a true modern day Shakespeare.

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Well you know he has those jokes scripted - that probably came straight off that Denny's menu he carries around.
Thank goodness the start of the interview went to plan - otherwise he'd have been stuck without the faith to audible to an ad-lib joke.

Seriously though, nice to see him trying to mix it up, and it's much better than bitching about the lenient punishment and getting a fine!
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Default Re: Kubiak cracking a joke, really? LOL!

Cbs feature on matt schaub (interviewed by shannon sharp.) At one point durring the interview schaub mentioned kubiak sent him a text in the offseason asking him to drive to the airport to pick up Peyton manning.
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Cbs feature on matt schaub (interviewed by shannon sharp.) At one point durring the interview schaub mentioned kubiak sent him a text in the offseason asking him to drive to the airport to pick up Peyton manning.
Now, that's funny, LOL!
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Best Kubiak joke

Having Kris/Chris Brown on the team. LOL
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It worries me that Kubiak's joke telling is far too conservative
Yup and the players are laughing inspite of Kubiak's jokes, not because of them...
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