Blue Crew Chili-gate 9/30

[TxDavid]

Starting a new thread - the other one spans multiple years.

Bust out those flamin meatballs - It's Chili Cook-off time! Our annual cook-off happens everytime we play the bud adamses, and here are the rules for this year, courtesy of our very own Joe Texan:

Originally Posted by Joe Texan

Chili cook off rules.

1. Bring chili however you want to
Make it, bring from home, buy from
Sonic, whatever you want to do.
2. Do whatever you need to do to win
The judges taste buds while heating
It up
3. Bronco Billy cannot be judge. Period
4. Judges picked by a person agreed upon by joetexan, kathrine, and jezzabelle (katie)
5. Turn in at 10 am
6. Results at annoucements

Good luck to all and Go Texans

The grill will be there, to heat Chili Pots as well as cook all the other foodstuffs for the tailgate. We're breakin' records this year baby! Go Texans!!!!!

[jjjezebel]

I won't be bringing chili, but I will be bringing the crack-weens.

And I guess I'm either judging or helping to pick a judge...I dunno. But if I judge, your chili better be good. I don't need to spending the whole game in the ladies room thankyouverymuch.

[disaacks3]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

I won't be bringing chili, but I will be bringing the crack-weens.

And I guess I'm either judging or helping to pick a judge...I dunno. But if I judge, your chili better be good. I don't need to spending the whole game in the ladies room thankyouverymuch.

I think many of the competitors would consider that a sign of GREAT chili!

[BIG TORO]

Bringing the breakfast tacos, as always!

[SheTexan]

Not sure if I'm bringing chili, but, I will be bringing "flamming meatballs!" Been bringing those things to the tailgate ever since Aj nicknamed Buds team the "meatballs!" I guess it's my own personal tradition, along with Earls!!

Are we gonna have hookups for crock pots?

[GlassHalfFull]

Originally Posted by SheTexan

Not sure if I'm bringing chili, but, I will be bringing "flamming meatballs!" Been bringing those things to the tailgate ever since Aj nicknamed Buds team the "meatballs!" I guess it's my own personal tradition, along with Earls!!

Are we gonna have hookups for crock pots?

The generator will be there with plenty of extension cords.

Love the Flamming Meatballs, great catch.

[SheTexan]

Originally Posted by GlassHalfFull

The generator will be there with plenty of extension cords.

Love the Flamming Meatballs, great catch.

Thanks Katie! Got a lot going on this weekend so might have to crock pot cook Sat night. Never made chili in a crock pot, have to think about that one. Should be easy enough.

[TxDavid]

There will be plenty of outlets for the crock pots. I'll have power strips out there.

[Joe Texan]

Katie we just picking the judges you are not required to taste anything although you should taste mine. This is gonna be a great game so rest your voices. I am thinking Barwin gets a sack or two

[jjjezebel]

Originally Posted by Joe Texan

Katie we just picking the judges you are not required to taste anything although you should taste mine. This is gonna be a great game so rest your voices. I am thinking Barwin gets a sack or two

Oh well, that's a relief. I didn't want to be "Fartin' Martin" for the course of the game.

[TxDavid]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

Oh well, that's a relief. I didn't want to be "Fartin' Martin" for the course of the game.

Hmmm...Maybe the BullPen won't be the best place to be for this game lol Beware the Phantom Farter!!!

[jjjezebel]

Originally Posted by TxDavid

Hmmm...Maybe the BullPen won't be the best place to be for this game lol Beware the Phantom Farter!!!

I don't try to hide it though. I OWN my farts!

So is anyone going to actually talk about what they're bringing for tailgating this Sunday?

[BullPenPhotos]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

I don't try to hide it though. I OWN my farts!

I can attest to that...She is proud of them...

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by BIG TORO

Bringing the breakfast tacos, as always!

Why don't you engage in the Chili cookoff? I think Chili breakfast tacos should be entered!!!

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

I don't try to hide it though. I OWN my farts!

YES.... YES you do!! Thanks for my gametime experience!! I'm not sure what is worse, your gas out the ass, or those jackasses behind us!!!!


All things considered, "the gas out your ass" IS WAY BETTER than the gas out of those guys mouth!!!!

Thank G*D this weekend is the Chili Cook-off!!! I can join you in stinking them out!!!

[jjjezebel]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

YES.... YES you do!! Thanks for my gametime experience!! I'm not sure what is worse, your gas out the ass, or those jackasses behind us!!!!


All things considered, "the gas out your ass" IS WAY BETTER than the gas out of those guys mouth!!!!

Thank G*D this weekend is the Chili Cook-off!!! I can join you in stinking them out!!!

Eff you, dude...that was NOT me!

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

Eff you, dude...that was NOT me!

No........... No....... I'm pretty sure that was you dropping the "crack weenie" gaseous bombs!!!!


*EDIT*

BTW, I have a strategy to not hear those dumbasses behind us!! I only hope it works!!

[Joe Texan]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

Oh well, that's a relief. I didn't want to be "Fartin' Martin" for the course of the game.

Thats funny

[Texan_Bill]

Rip ass, possum Sunday just around the corner!!!

[disaacks3]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

Eff you, dude...that was NOT me!

Bill thinks "Beer Can Chili" is a sequence, not a food.