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Old 08-07-2012   #261
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I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you
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There is nothing like sitting down on a warm toilet seat that your teammate just used and enjoying his wonderful scents #teambonding
At my office, I told a co-worker that "maybe you should work in some fruit, vegetables and anything less toxic than chronic fast food, because that was the most terrible experience (other than David Carr) EVER!!!"

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I guess the plus side is that you know it is at least a teammate and not some random person. aka you are at a grocery store and have to go bad and so you use their facilities and have no idea who warmed it up for you
When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.
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When you sit on a toilet seat and it's warm but you don't care, that's how you know someone is family.
Unless it's your wife. I don't care how long you've been married, that $hit ain't cool. Stuff like that isn't in the brochure when they're selling you on the idea of "happily ever after." lol
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To kickoff my partnership with Kroger, I will be signing autographs for the first 200 people at Kroger at the 5150 Buffalo Speedway location in Houston TONIGHT from 6-7PM!


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Unless it's your wife. I don't care how long you've been married, that $hit ain't cool. Stuff like that isn't in the brochure when they're selling you on the idea of "happily ever after." lol
Women don't poop though. Right?
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That worked for me for almost 8 years.
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Women don't poop though. Right?
While I think men invented the silent-but-deadly fart, married women have PERFECTED it. Nothing more mood-killing than raising the covers to get in bed next to your sweetie and have one of those bad boys smack you in the nose.

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Sorry if I'm buggin y'all with all these Tweets, but this dude's off the wall funny to me.



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Chris Johnson tweeted "lol preseason" after a poor performance. I use a similar tactic with my wife: "lol foreplay"
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Wow! lol

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Wow! lol
Seth Payne is a hilarious follow!! His wife @brandispayne is pretty funny too!
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Better nickname for the Houston Texans' defense: Bulls on Parade or the Swatt Team...or both?
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I'd classify Richie Incognito as cheap, not dirty. And I'd flag him for ruining a badass last name with "Richie."
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Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.
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Am I the only one who gives less than a sh~!t about their FB or Tweets?

I think I might be.
I like it when there's "real" news in there -- like when we've signed someone or made a deal for someone or something like that.

Otherwise, uh, no.
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