Bulman strikes with a bad nick name for JJ Watt

[RCPM]

Originally Posted by powerfuldragon

i'm gonna start calling him j j watt.

Me too.

[alphajoker]

Regardless of nickname, Watt has an opportunity at some nice endoresements with a pizza chain and of course, the "Got Milk?" advertisements with his background.

[Chance_C]

On 790 this morning a caller suggested OlajuWATT because he's always blocking passes!

[mussop]

Originally Posted by Chance_C

On 790 this morning a caller suggested OlajuWATT because he's always blocking passes!

[NitroGSXR]

The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

[Errant Hothy]

Originally Posted by NitroGSXR

The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

How does one "milk" a bull?

[jjjezebel]

Originally Posted by Hoth-Boy

How does one "milk" a bull?

Um... OK no. Not gonna go there.

[False Start]

Originally Posted by Hoth-Boy

How does one "milk" a bull?

Well lets just not go there, lol.

The nickname thing is getting a bit carried away. I realize its all in good fun, but at least come up with something cool.

[chicagotexan2]

Originally Posted by Hoth-Boy

How does one "milk" a bull?

ask and you shall receive my son

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM

[TexansBull]

Originally Posted by NitroGSXR

The milkman? Will he be milking the bulls before the parade?

That's funny!

I heard you can milk a cat, I don't know if you can milk a bull. Has anyone ever tried milking a bull?

[Errant Hothy]

Originally Posted by chicagotexan2

ask and you shall receive my son

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM

Yeah, the same scene entered my head when I read the inital post as well.

[Thorn]

There's no frigging way I'm clicking on that link.

[NitroGSXR]

Originally Posted by jjjezebel

Um... OK no. Not gonna go there.

There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

[jjjezebel]

Originally Posted by NitroGSXR

There was this kid back in high school. He was the star RB on our team. Ill never forget him... he would always tug at it before the game. Never missed it. It became a running joke until one day... he didn't have time to tug before the game for some reason. We were down and getting beat pretty bad by halftime. I remember him telling the coach, I gotta go poop. He came back and rushed for over 200 yards and we won the game. We never made fun of him again.

You owe me a new laptop.

[chicagotexan2]

Originally Posted by Thorn

There's no frigging way I'm clicking on that link.

Cmon gramps it's no different than when you were a kid and you milked your brachiosarous.

[Thorn]

Originally Posted by chicagotexan2

Cmon gramps it's no different than when you were a kid and you milked your brachiosarous.

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

And I'm not talking to you about my dinosaur.

[chicagotexan2]

Originally Posted by Thorn

My dad used to artifically inseminate his cows. He was breeding "beefalos" or however you spell it. It a cross between a buffalo and a cow. Good animals, they had the digestive system of a buffalo which means they could get by without the expensive cow feed and just eat pretty much grass, and the meat was leaner. They looked just like regular cows though.

In any case, he bought his "sperm" frozen. It was the act of getting that sperm into the cows that was, well, not to my liking. Let's just say the plastic gloves went all the way up to his armpits. LOL

And I'm not talking to you about my dinosaur.

This explains alot. Just kidding. Wow. That childhood is a hell of alot more memorable than mine.