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Old 12-13-2011   #21
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TJ Evil: "Here's the plan. We win the Lombardi, and we hold it ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!"

Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. The NFL alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!

TJ Evil: Really? That's a lot of money.
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TJ Evil: Okay then, we hold it ransom for...

TJ Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
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Chill the **** out Houston.... I got this!!
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Matt I know you run like a geriatric but this jitterbug phone is too much.
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Officer I have no idea where incognito is buried. Why don't you ask Aaron Hernandez.
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$9 million in cap space Antonio?
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"Ok, 1/4 turn to the right.....that should take care of all the under throws"


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Anyone know how to adjust the speed on this?
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Just one more little adjustment and RoboSchaub throws all the passes to ME. heh heh heh
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