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Old 12-10-2011   #1
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Remember Jeff Foxworthy? "You might be a redneck."

I was thinking it would be funny if we had a thread that would help us Texans fans recognize a good season (since we've never seen one before), Jeff Foxworthy style.

I'll kick it off.
If it's six days after your last game & there are no threads dedicated to that guy who committed three false starts in that game (one on 4th & 1 after a time out)....

You might be having a good season.


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If it's six days after your last game & there are no threads dedicated to that guy who committed three false starts in that game (one on 4th & 1 after a time out)....

You might be having a good season.

There are not 10 threads (or even 1) on page 1 about firing the Coach or any member of the coaching staff.

You might be having a good sesaon.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

When even the most pessimistic amoung us are are in good spirits, you might be having a good season.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

If you think you still have a chance to get to the Super Bowl, with a 3rd string QB (5th round pick, 1st Tarheel to start at QB in the NFL), without your best receiver, without arguably your best defensive player....


You might be having a good season.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

When you have to do a double look at the television while watching ESPN because they actually mentioned your team for once.....you might be having a good season
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

When you look at playoff standings when they flash up on ESPN or NFL Network, and you see the Texans are one of the "elite" teams in their conference, clearly separating themselves from the pack of mediocre teams. You see four other teams tied at 7-5 and the others with 7 or more losses. We use to be one of the teams with 7 or more losses at this time...
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

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When you have to do a double look at the television while watching ESPN because they actually mentioned your team for once.....you might be having a good season
When your fantasy football team sucks because I have ...err YOU... have Matt Schaub, Kevin Walter, Owen Daniels, and J.Jones but we're not throwing the ball enough to get me ...errr YOU... 10-15 points a game... and YOU DON'T CARE!!

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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

When the NFL draft isn't the most exciting thing to look forward to. You might be having a good season.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

When everyone outside of the Houston market in Texas is crying and mad because the Texans aren't being shown on TV. And it's December...
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When the coach of the Cincinnati Bengals describes the upcoming game against your team as "maybe the biggest I've had in the NFL"

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You might be having a good season if you aren't dizzy from trying to spin a bad/mediocre season into a good season.
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You might be having a good season if you are a 7/1 favorite to win the Super Bowl
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

if you haven't had a thread about suing McNair for the product on the field.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

If your owner hasn't needed to inform the fans that his team is "On the right track".
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

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You might be having a good season if you are a 7/1 favorite to win the Super Bowl
Wait... WHAT??
where did you see that?!

sorry, I was distracted...

you might be having a good season when Cowboy fans dare not give us crap about our team since our record is better than theirs and they're just a Romo-meltdown (or another Jason Garrett brainfart) away from losing their slim division lead and missing the playoffs altogether.
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You might be having a good season when Cowboy fans are jumping on your bandwagon.
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Or you have Matt Ryan and hoped he got negative points last week.
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

If you are behind the Steelers by 2.1 yards/game for the #1 defense in the NFL (& you are #1 in scoring defense) after 12 weeks......


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You ARE having a good season if you are #1 on this page:

http://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/teameff

....and high on this one:

http://beatgraphs.com/graphs.php?lea...2011&weekid=14
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Default Re: You might be having a good season.

You might be having a good season when:

Monday morning you wake up hoping sunday to come fast... To watch the Texans play again...
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