It's funny... - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**Shaft75** · 08-29-2011

...how the inbreds never come here anymore.

Where art thou hillbillies?

We have a playoff caliber team now, and you guys are nowhere to be found. What up with that?

brakos82 · 08-29-2011

**False Start** · 08-29-2011

They're at family reunions pickin up chicks.

**Shaft75** · 08-29-2011

Imagine that team without Chris Johnson... That's the only playmaker that they have left. It's gotta be depressing to be a Tit fan right now. Jake Locker? Is he really the future?

They're already a worthless franchise with that big pile of monkey poop as the owner. Now they lose their playoff HC and their FO is playing hardball with the only gamer on the team.

No wonder their fans haven't came out their trailers...

Dread-Head · 08-29-2011

They'll be back...

**Shaft75** · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Dread-Head

They'll be back...

.............still............waiting............. .

Honoring Earl 34 · 08-29-2011

Half are Eagles fans now .

**ESAD2-14** · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Honoring Earl 34

Half are Eagles fans now .

I would not be surprised......

I wonder if CJ1K is playing hardball to try his best to get the hell out of a detiorating situation in TN.

**Double Barrel** · 08-29-2011

Trolls don't come around when they have nothing to eat.

Unfortunately, the one rabble-rouser that consistently came around is gone now. RIP Blazing Arrow

**Shaft75** · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

RIP Blazing Arrow

qft! I miss the smack talk!

brakos82 · 08-29-2011

Well, to be fair Toronto's here a lot... so there's one.

**Double Barrel** · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by brakos82

Well, to be fair Toronto's here a lot... so there's one.

He's a great forum member and not one of the trash talking trolls that use to grace the board with their presence.

Wolf · 08-29-2011

I don't know if they can read what you wrote, so I fixed it though
The Dialectizer

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Originally Posted by Shaft75

how th' inbreds nevah come hyar ennymo'e.

Whar art thou hillbillies?

We haf a playoff caliber team now, an' yo' guys is nowhar t'be foun'. Whut in tarnation up wif thet?

fixed other response

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Originally Posted by Shaft75

Imagine thet team wifout Jed John-Boyson, as enny fool kin plainly see... Thet's th' only playmaker thet they haf lef'. It's gotta be depressin' t'be a Tit fan right now. Jake Locker? Is he pow'ful th' future?

They're already a wo'thless franchise wif thet trimenjus pile of monkey poop as th' owny. Now they lose their playoff HC an' their FO is playin' hardball wif th' only gamer on th' team, dawgone it.

No wonner their fans ain't came out their trailers...

now they should come

**Dutchrudder** · 08-29-2011

What are the chances that Bud moves the Titans to LA? He's done it once before, and that would be a huge upgrade in revenue.

**Double Barrel** · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Dutchrudder

What are the chances that Bud moves the Titans to LA? He's done it once before, and that would be a huge upgrade in revenue.

When the money talks, that fat bastard walks.

Contractual obligations with in inbred stadium will prevent it, though. He would probably lose more than he'd gain, so that potential lost money is screaming in his ear.

BigBull17 · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

He's a great forum member and not one of the trash talking trolls that use to disgrace the board with their presence.

fixed it

brakos82 · 08-29-2011

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

He's a great forum member and not one of the trash talking trolls that use to grace the board with their presence.

True. Him and Bulluck53, whom I also know on another board... havent seen him there either.

DBCooper · 08-30-2011

You have to call them, here ya go:

Brother, I'm naked!

Now they should come. (no pun intended)

**Double Barrel** · 08-30-2011

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Originally Posted by BigBull17

fixed it

yep. I was being sarcastic with my original post.

toronto · 08-30-2011

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Originally Posted by DBCooper

You have to call them, here ya go:

Brother, I'm naked!

Now they should come. (no pun intended)

OK I'm here. That got me.

Thanks for the kudos, spent my bday (think Jack Benny on the age) with my kids at a great amusement park, and discovered facebook is apparantly the new tool used instead of a phone to wish soemone a happy bday.

I love football and still love Houston. Just stuck with the franchise I've loved for 32 years. Can't let go now.

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Shaft75 Site Contributor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,057 Rep Power: 3440	It's funny... ...how the inbreds never come here anymore. Where art thou hillbillies? We have a playoff caliber team now, and you guys are nowhere to be found. What up with that? __________________ 2011 Adopt-A-Texan: #80 Andre Johnson Bullying NFL DB's since 2003!

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False Start On # 69 Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Waiting For the Turning Point! Section: 420 Posts: 12,147 Rep Power: 28885	Re: It's funny... They're at family reunions pickin up chicks. __________________ RIP DIMEBAG DARRELL - 1966-2004 - GETCHA PULL! CLIFF BURTON - 1962-1986 - CLIFF EM' ALL! MMO JWO

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Shaft75 Site Contributor Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 32 Posts: 3,057 Rep Power: 3440	Re: It's funny... Imagine that team without Chris Johnson... That's the only playmaker that they have left. It's gotta be depressing to be a Tit fan right now. Jake Locker? Is he really the future? They're already a worthless franchise with that big pile of monkey poop as the owner. Now they lose their playoff HC and their FO is playing hardball with the only gamer on the team. No wonder their fans haven't came out their trailers... __________________ 2011 Adopt-A-Texan: #80 Andre Johnson Bullying NFL DB's since 2003!

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Dread-Head Hall of Fame Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston Texas baby! Age: 43 Posts: 12,725 Rep Power: 42573	Re: It's funny... They'll be back... __________________ Why attack a man for his race or religion when there are so many other PERFECTLY good reasons? Dread-Head. Texan from DAY ONE & PROUD Honorary Blue Crew member..."Damn it Bill!"

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Double Barrel Moderator Join Date: Oct 2004 Section: Gridiron, Texas Age: 46 Posts: 27,097 Rep Power: 82546	Re: It's funny... Trolls don't come around when they have nothing to eat. Unfortunately, the one rabble-rouser that consistently came around is gone now. RIP Blazing Arrow __________________ "FOOTBALL IS ONLY A DIVERSION." ~ HOUSTON TEXANS In Memoriam - 20 little angels

08-29-2011	#14
Dutchrudder COOL BEANS! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston Section: Fort Kickass Age: 28 Posts: 13,735 Rep Power: 77704	Re: It's funny... What are the chances that Bud moves the Titans to LA? He's done it once before, and that would be a huge upgrade in revenue. __________________

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DBCooper Outlaw Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Winter Park, FL Age: 44 Posts: 2,455 Rep Power: 11142	Re: It's funny... You have to call them, here ya go: Brother, I'm naked! Now they should come. (no pun intended) __________________ What's that at the bottom of the barrel? Just the inbred children of Uranus!

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