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texanhead08 · 07-27-2011

If we get a CB to play like Glenn did in 2002 I will be extremely happy.

Wolf · 07-29-2011

I have been impressed with the Texans and their signings this offseason, I wonder how much influence Wade has had

DocBar · 07-29-2011

I've been singing that woohoo woohoohoo song in my head since we signed Joseph AND Manning last night.

Wolf · 07-29-2011

man, if we would have waited for Aso and the WHOLE drama that went through that..I would have been pissed ...I will give props of the Texans FO(for once) to see through that **** and move on early and work on others ....

Corrosion · 08-03-2011

Bleacher report has this headline on its website:

Video Highlights of the 2011 Houston Texans Defense

At first , I thought it was last seasons defense they were talkin about and the first thought I had was "I didnt think that defense had any highlights , but a whole hell of a lot of lowlight material for NFLN to show when spotlighting other teams"

**badboy** · 08-03-2011

"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Yeah, get down tonight."

K.C & Sunshine Band

Corrosion · 08-03-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by badboy

"Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Yeah, get down tonight."

K.C & Sunshine Band

I saw them in concert at the Houston Rodeo when I was a kid .....

Disco Sucks

Wolf · 08-15-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by DexmanC
Daaanngg...

Was Frank Bush THAT bad of a D-Coordinator?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Texan

Does Rex Ryan like feet?

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Originally Posted by Mr. Texan

LMAO

page 24 and 25

http://www.texanstalk.com/forums/sho...=83991&page=25

that is f'ing awesome.. I wish I could rep right now to all of y'all
Total team effort

Corrosion · 08-19-2011

Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.

The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.

The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.

Buck Fud!

**ObsiWan** · 08-20-2011

Edit:
changed my mind.

Corrosion · 08-20-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObsiWan

Edit:
changed my mind.

Obsi .... TB wants to know .... "Kin ya breathe?"

**EllisUnit** · 08-20-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corrosion

Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke.
TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.

TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no.

The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food.

The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it.

Buck Fud!

haha

**ObsiWan** · 08-20-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corrosion

Obsi .... TB wants to know .... "Kin ya breathe?"

???

**Showtime100** · 08-22-2011

ESPN......will.......not......stop.......talking.. ......Jets.

pirbroke · 08-22-2011

First two preseason games were against contenders to go all the way and the starters ( heck all strings ) held their own or kicked some but. I don't care that not every position is elite, ( good luck findind that team ), they are winning as a team. I think we are going to enjoy our 2011 Texans.

Wolf · 08-23-2011

Keith was on a roll, made me laugh

Quote:

All Hail The Fake Season Czar™

Coach August would like to use this space to remind all of y'all that champions are made by how you practice, and especially by how you play these practice games. You see, these preseason victories give the team momentum, and that's just not something you flip on and off.

You probably think it's hard to flip it back on in the final month of the season, too, like when a team starts off 4-7 then really rips into it when it counts down the stretch. That's right. Coach August likes being Coach December, too. That's just how he rolls.

Hell yeah, the Texans whupped the Saints and Jets at home in fake games to start the preseason 2-0. Those are playoff teams, darn good ones, too. Their second and third stringers are really licking their wounds after making the trip to Gridiron, Texas, aren't they?

So damn right you better start printing those Super Bowl tickets. Mayor Annise Parker, if you haven't already drawn up the parade route, then you might as well punch FEMA into your speed dial. You're gonna want to go National Guard on this town once this team gets rolling.

These Texans are a juggernaut because the preseason tells us so. Buckle up, Space City. We are a go for launch. Once we get done with August, then look out for us come December because you know that The Fake Season Czar™ never loses in Week 17. That's right, 5-0 to close out every regular season, 'cause there's nothing like having that momentum heading into next August.

Oh snap, NFL! You just got served.

FSC ..is that Gary's new name?

http://inthebullseye.com/

Perki-Perk · 08-23-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf

Keith was on a roll, made me laugh

FSC ..is that Gary's new name?

http://inthebullseye.com/

LOL!! Why does that guy's voice from the Miller commercials pop into my head when I read that?? If I wasn't such a rookie, I'd rep that post!

Wolf · 08-23-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perki-Perk

LOL!! Why does that guy's voice from the Miller commercials pop into my head when I read that?? If I wasn't such a rookie, I'd rep that post!

dammit... I am reading that like "Real Men of Genius" Now

Perki-Perk · 08-24-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolf

dammit... I am reading that like "Real Men of Genius" Now

LOL, it works don't it!?

Wolf · 08-26-2011

was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums...php?p=19018719

07-27-2011	#61
texanhead08 Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Houston,Tx Age: 44 Posts: 1,055 Rep Power: 979	Re: Texans random thought of the day If we get a CB to play like Glenn did in 2002 I will be extremely happy. __________________ 3 Weeks 3 Quarterbacks..but the same ****ing team Gary Kubiak December 4,2011

07-29-2011	#62
Wolf 100% Texan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kerrville Age: 43 Posts: 35,831 Rep Power: 40809	Re: Texans random thought of the day I have been impressed with the Texans and their signings this offseason, I wonder how much influence Wade has had

07-29-2011	#63
DocBar Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: I'm international Section: Channel 700-ish on NFL Sunday Ticket Age: 43 Posts: 7,227 Rep Power: 17539	Re: Texans random thought of the day I've been singing that woohoo woohoohoo song in my head since we signed Joseph AND Manning last night. __________________ “If you take a highly intelligent person and give them the best possible, elite education, then you will most likely wind up with an academic who is completely impervious to reality.” Halton Arp

07-29-2011	#64
Wolf 100% Texan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kerrville Age: 43 Posts: 35,831 Rep Power: 40809	Re: Texans random thought of the day man, if we would have waited for Aso and the WHOLE drama that went through that..I would have been pissed ...I will give props of the Texans FO(for once) to see through that **** and move on early and work on others ....

08-03-2011	#65
Corrosion Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northwest Houston Age: 44 Posts: 26,960 Rep Power: 58801	Re: Texans random thought of the day Bleacher report has this headline on its website: Video Highlights of the 2011 Houston Texans Defense At first , I thought it was last seasons defense they were talkin about and the first thought I had was "I didnt think that defense had any highlights , but a whole hell of a lot of lowlight material for NFLN to show when spotlighting other teams" __________________ I have no tolerance for stupidity.

08-03-2011	#66
badboy Site Contributor Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Clear Lake Posts: 19,031 Rep Power: 30910	Re: Texans random thought of the day "Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Yeah, get down tonight." K.C & Sunshine Band __________________ The sound of marine engines and superchargers soon shall fill the air!

08-19-2011	#69
Corrosion Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2004 Location: Northwest Houston Age: 44 Posts: 26,960 Rep Power: 58801	Re: Texans random thought of the day Two Titans fans are having lunch when a woman seated nearby begins to choke. TitansFan asks her,"Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no. TitansFan asks her "Kin ya breathe?" Woman shakes her head no. The other TitansFan walks over, lifts up her dress, yanks down britches, and licks her butt cheek. The woman has a violent spasm and spits out food. The Titansfans' buddy says, "Ya know,I heerd of that there hind lick maneuver but I aint niver seed nobody do it. Buck Fud! __________________ I have no tolerance for stupidity.

08-20-2011	#70
ObsiWan Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: League City, Tx Age: 61 Posts: 10,074 Rep Power: 37218	Re: Texans random thought of the day Edit: changed my mind.

08-22-2011	#74
Showtime100 Got AJ? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Austin,Tx Age: 50 Posts: 18,734 Rep Power: 39298	Re: Texans random thought of the day ESPN......will.......not......stop.......talking.. ......Jets. __________________ *Awesome sig by False Start*

08-22-2011	#75
pirbroke All Pro Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: new braunfels Posts: 515 Rep Power: 3169	Re: Texans random thought of the day First two preseason games were against contenders to go all the way and the starters ( heck all strings ) held their own or kicked some but. I don't care that not every position is elite, ( good luck findind that team ), they are winning as a team. I think we are going to enjoy our 2011 Texans.

08-26-2011	#80
Wolf 100% Texan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Kerrville Age: 43 Posts: 35,831 Rep Power: 40809	Re: Texans random thought of the day was looking up something else but this was pretty kick ass http://www.prosportsdaily.com/forums...php?p=19018719

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