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Old 08-12-2011   #1
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The Texans are counting on cornerback Johnathan Joseph to prop up an anemic secondary in 2011. And so Texans fans will understandably be unnerved by any evidence suggesting that Joseph may not be able to do what he was hired to do.

Only days before the preseason opener, Joseph missed practice due to tightness in his groin.

“[H]e actually got an injection so that takes some time to come back but everything looks fine,” coach Gary Kubiak said Friday, via comments distributed by the team. “He’s OK. I expect him to be out there tomorrow.”

There’s no reason to be concerned, for now. But any time “groin” and “injection” are used in the same sentence, it makes sense to at least worry — and cringe — a little bit.
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It hurts....
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.....my groin is tight.....
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Default Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness

Kubiak said no big deal, he'll be back tomorrow.

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.....my groin is tight.....
Stop.


...just stop.


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.....my groin is tight.....
Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

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Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

At my age, it's probably worth it.
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Thorn, you better be careful.

What, exactly, is she holding behind her back that she's going to "insert" into your groin area?

If she tells you to close your eyes first, don't do it.
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Could of been worse.
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Could of been worse.
Looks like STING the wrestler in drag looking to shoot somebody up with something more than Xylocaine or cortisone.
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Default Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness

KEEP that needle AWAY from my GRO-IN!
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At my age, it's probably worth it.
And honestly, the reason 'delivery' was invented
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how did this thread degenerate so quickly?
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how did this thread degenerate so quickly?
Why do you even act surprised ?
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Why do you even act surprised ?
You're right. My bad.

That nurse post from CnnnD....
I'm used to him bringing medical knowledge to a given discussion. When I saw the name, I expected some speculation on what the medication might be or how long the recovery time would be....
...but instead....
I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could
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You're right. My bad.

I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could
No worries, got him
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