Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

srrono · 08-12-2011

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...oin-tightness/

The Texans are counting on cornerback Johnathan Joseph to prop up an anemic secondary in 2011. And so Texans fans will understandably be unnerved by any evidence suggesting that Joseph may not be able to do what he was hired to do.

Only days before the preseason opener, Joseph missed practice due to tightness in his groin.

“[H]e actually got an injection so that takes some time to come back but everything looks fine,” coach Gary Kubiak said Friday, via comments distributed by the team. “He’s OK. I expect him to be out there tomorrow.”

There’s no reason to be concerned, for now. But any time “groin” and “injection” are used in the same sentence, it makes sense to at least worry — and cringe — a little bit.

ThaShark316 · 08-12-2011

It hurts....

**Thorn** · 08-12-2011

.....my groin is tight.....

Allstar · 08-12-2011

Kubiak said no big deal, he'll be back tomorrow.

**ObsiWan** · 08-12-2011

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Originally Posted by Thorn

.....my groin is tight.....

Stop.

...just stop.

CloakNNNdagger · 08-12-2011

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Originally Posted by Thorn

.....my groin is tight.....

Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

**Thorn** · 08-12-2011

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Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger

Hello, Mr. Thorn. I am your nurse. I will be giving you an injection in your groin today followed by some rehab. I'm sorry, but I don't believe that following your treatment you will be walking very well for a day or so.

At my age, it's probably worth it.

GP · 08-12-2011

Thorn, you better be careful.

What, exactly, is she holding behind her back that she's going to "insert" into your groin area?

If she tells you to close your eyes first, don't do it.

srrono · 08-12-2011

Could of been worse.

CloakNNNdagger · 08-12-2011

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Originally Posted by srrono

Could of been worse.

Looks like STING the wrestler in drag looking to shoot somebody up with something more than Xylocaine or cortisone.

The Pencil Neck · 08-12-2011

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Originally Posted by CloakNNNdagger

Looks like STING the wrestler in drag looking to shoot somebody up with something more than Xylocaine or cortisone.

**Playoffs** · 08-13-2011

KEEP that needle AWAY from my GRO-IN!

**Malloy** · 08-13-2011

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Originally Posted by Thorn

At my age, it's probably worth it.

And honestly, the reason 'delivery' was invented

**ObsiWan** · 08-13-2011

how did this thread degenerate so quickly?

**Malloy** · 08-13-2011

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Originally Posted by ObsiWan

how did this thread degenerate so quickly?

Why do you even act surprised ?

**ObsiWan** · 08-13-2011

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Originally Posted by Malloy

Why do you even act surprised ?

You're right. My bad.

That nurse post from CnnnD....
I'm used to him bringing medical knowledge to a given discussion. When I saw the name, I expected some speculation on what the medication might be or how long the recovery time would be....
...but instead....
I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could

**Malloy** · 08-13-2011

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Originally Posted by ObsiWan

You're right. My bad.

I actually laughed out loud - I'd rep him if I could

No worries, got him

08-12-2011	#1
srrono Hall of Fame Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 2,449 Rep Power: 13492	Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...oin-tightness/ The Texans are counting on cornerback Johnathan Joseph to prop up an anemic secondary in 2011. And so Texans fans will understandably be unnerved by any evidence suggesting that Joseph may not be able to do what he was hired to do. Only days before the preseason opener, Joseph missed practice due to tightness in his groin. “[H]e actually got an injection so that takes some time to come back but everything looks fine,” coach Gary Kubiak said Friday, via comments distributed by the team. “He’s OK. I expect him to be out there tomorrow.” There’s no reason to be concerned, for now. But any time “groin” and “injection” are used in the same sentence, it makes sense to at least worry — and cringe — a little bit.

08-12-2011	#2
ThaShark316 #28 Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Rosharon, TX Age: 27 Posts: 2,277 Rep Power: 8459	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness It hurts.... __________________ Trip to the New Meadowlands in 2014? I'm down. You'll get an ELITE QB when you apologize to Warren Moon, Houston

08-12-2011	#3
Thorn Dirty Old Man Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston Section: Restrained in the mental ward Age: 61 Posts: 18,214 Rep Power: 54477	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness .....my groin is tight..... __________________ "Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." --- John Wayne

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Allstar Bona fide Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,864 Rep Power: 5994	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness Kubiak said no big deal, he'll be back tomorrow. Last edited by Allstar; 08-13-2011 at 01:18 AM.

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GP Go Texans! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: TEXAS! Posts: 17,747 Rep Power: 50138	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness Thorn, you better be careful. What, exactly, is she holding behind her back that she's going to "insert" into your groin area? If she tells you to close your eyes first, don't do it. __________________

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Playoffs Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 7,299 Rep Power: 52089	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness KEEP that needle AWAY from my GRO-IN!

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ObsiWan Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: League City, Tx Age: 61 Posts: 10,075 Rep Power: 37218	Re: Johnathan Joseph receives injection for groin tightness how did this thread degenerate so quickly?

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