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Old 09-24-2010   #1
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A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
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A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
LOL, I was just coming here to post that. Opened this thread, thinking it would be a good location for it.
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Schaub: Knock Knock!
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Schaub: Owen!
Romo:Owen Who?
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I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
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Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.
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The new tornado evacuation plan for dallas is to take refuge in Cowboy's stadium, a touchdown there is unlikely!
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Q: Why did the Cowboys fan climb the chain link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.
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What do you call a Cowboy speeding away from an accident

Killer
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What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

239 miles on Interstate-45
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Cowboy jokes from the 90's .

Why did the Cowboys go to the no huddle offense ?

cause known felons cannot congregate

Here about the Cowboys new defensive cordinator ?

Yep ... it's Racehorse Haynes

Why couldn't Tony Romo get into his house ?

Someone painted a goal line in front of it .

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What does the NFL and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

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I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
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We won soon? When won soon?

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Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
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Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
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What's the difference between 2-0 and 0-2?

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Nowwww it makes sense. I'm trying to laugh because it IS funny but I think the moment has passed with JB's fumble.
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