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Old 08-15-2010   #1
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”
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Old 08-15-2010   #2
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert
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There was a fire reported at the New Cowboy Stadium last night. The fire originated in the players library and unfortunately BOTH books were destroyed by fire.

Worse yet, one of them had not even been colored in yet.
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”
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Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert
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There was a fire reported at the New Cowboy Stadium last night. The fire originated in the players library and unfortunately BOTH books were destroyed by fire.

Worse yet, one of them had not even been colored in yet.
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Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “16.”

"Hi Vince!" responds Albert
Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “1.”

"Hi Bud!" responds Albert
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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers “241.”
“That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!”



Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The lady answers, “144.”
“That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”




Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?”
The man answers, “51.”
Albert responds, “How ’bout them Cowboys?”
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