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Old 03-04-2010   #1
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A Texan is drinking in a Colorado bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar because, announcing his wife has just produced a baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, " That about average in Texas, folks...like I said - My boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you are the father of that baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd weigh in two weeks...so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, " Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He was 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, " Had him circumcised."

God Bless Texas!!
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That's a good one!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha hahah ha!! Needed that laugh.. Still got 2 hrs of work left and its going slow
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