Tarp week!

[76Texan]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

I tried to think of something witty for the Hoover Bowl this weekend, but I've got nothing. All this suckiness just emptied my capacity for wit today.

It's called a vacuum, there's nothing inside!

[mootini]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

I would have to shoot myself if we lost and were swept. Or at the very least I would have to go on hiatus for the rest of the year.

No, even if the Texans lose, you guys still have a shot for the playoffs. All these AFC teams are going to be beating up on each other. The Ravens helped by beating the Steelers, barely in OT Last night. When the Ravens play the Steelers, hopefully the Steelers will beat them. The team that has a cupcake walk for a wild card is Denver.

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

I tried to think of something witty for the Hoover Bowl this weekend, but I've got nothing. All this suckiness just emptied my capacity for wit today.

[76Texan]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

I would have to shoot myself if we lost and were swept. Or at the very least I would have to go on hiatus for the rest of the year.

The thought had reigned for the past two weeks!

[mootini]

Originally Posted by 76Texan

It's called a vacuum, there's nothing inside!

Well atleast 1..me MOO tini..if it rains, I'll camo in with the tarps.

The Hoover Suck bowl...maybe that's why the St Johns river flows north? All the sucking?

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

I tried to think of something witty for the Hoover Bowl this weekend, but I've got nothing. All this suckiness just emptied my capacity for wit today.

Don't sugar coat it. Call it what it really is... Suck Bowl 2009

[76Texan]

Originally Posted by mootini

Yes! LOL, Kinda has a double meaning? ...also, for the very nerdy, if you are a Star Wars buff..."mootini" is what the Jawas say, when they take down R2D2 in the desert.

I just thought you like the drink.

Moontini

1 1/2 ounces vodka
3/4 ounces blue cointreau
3/4 ounces orange juice
optional garnish - orange slice, or orange rind


Mix in a shaker with ice. Mix well. Strain and serve straight up in chilled martini glass

[mootini]

Originally Posted by 76Texan

I just thought you like the drink.

Moontini

1 1/2 ounces vodka
3/4 ounces blue cointreau
3/4 ounces orange juice
optional garnish - orange slice, or orange rind


Mix in a shaker with ice. Mix well. Strain and serve straight up in chilled martini glass

Sounds awesome for tailgating!!!! OK, if Jags win, You guys have to order one of these and say, Jags MOOOOOO tini rules, in front of friends/family. If the Texans win? What do I have to drink and say? Deal? Something like Red BULL and whatever?

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by mootini

Sounds awesome for tailgating!!!! OK, if Jags win, You guys have to order one of these and say, Jags MOOOOOO tini rules, in front of friends/family. If the Texans win? What do I have to drink and say? Deal? Something like Red BULL and whatever?

If the Texans win they could mix 1 part Red Bull 2 parts Jag fans tears?

On a more serious note though. If Titans and Texans win. Miami loss and a Baltimore loss there could be 5 of the 8 teams competing for the last playoff spot at 6-6. That would be crazy!

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

On a more serious note though. If Titans and Texans win. Miami loss and a Baltimore loss there could be 5 of the 8 teams competing for the last playoff spot at 6-6. That would be crazy!

Use to be that a 9-7 finish in the AFC wouldn't even be close to making the playoffs. This year it seems like that may be possible

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Use to be that a 9-7 finish in the AFC wouldn't even be close to making the playoffs. This year it seems like that may be possible

Looks like the 2010's might be NFC-dominant.

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by brakos82

Looks like the 2010's might be NFC-dominant.

It's about time that pendulum swung. Conference domination is cyclical.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

It's about time that pendulum swung. Conference domination is cyclical.

The NFC is not looking all that great itself. Right now the wildcard spots could easily be filled with 9-7 teams.

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

College and the CFL, not the NFL.

well the LFL gives me atleast one point UP!

http://www.lflus.com/

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Wolf

well the LFL gives me atleast one point UP!

http://www.lflus.com/

[Blazing Arrow]

That league is already starting to change:

COMMISSIONER MITCHELL MORTAZA'S OFFICE ANNOUNCED EARLIER TODAY FURTHER FALLOUT FROM THE BENCH-CLEARING BRAWL BETWEEN THE NEW YORK MAJESTY AND MIAMI CALIENTE ON FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH. AS THE SCORE BECAME MORE LOPSIDED, TENSION GREW AND WITH ABOUT :29 SECONDS REMAINING IN THE GAME A FULL-FLEDGED STREET FIGHT BROKE OUT. NEW YORK QUARTERBACK KRYSTAL GRAY WAS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SUSPENDED AND FINED IN HER ROLE IN THE FIGHT.

NOW COMES FURTHER ACTION FROM COMMISSIONER MORTAZA'S OFFICE IN THE FORM OF A FINE LEVIED AGAINST MIAMI QUARTERBACK ANONKA DIXON FOR HER INVOLVEMENT. PROCEEDS FROM THE FINE WILL GO TO A MIAMI BASED CHARITY OF ANONKA DIXON'S CHOICE. NO WORD IN TERMS OF FURTHER ACTION FROM THE LEAGUE OFFICE OUTSIDE OF THE BELOW STATEMENT RELEASED EARLIER TODAY:

"OUR ATHLETES ARE ROLE MODELS AND WILL NEED TO ACT ACCORDINGLY. THE ACTIONS OF A FEW INDIVIDUALS IN A ISOLATED GAME CERTAINLY IS NOT A REFLECTION OF THIS LEAGUE. MY OFFICE WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE MEASURES TO AVOID THESE SITUATIONS WITH THE UNDERSTANDING THAT OUR ATHLETES ARE COMPETITIVE INDIVIDUALS THAT PLAY AN INTENSE GAME.

MOST OF OUR ATHLETES ARE NOT ACCUSTOMED TO THIS LEVEL OF FAN FARE AND MEDIA ATTENTION, SO WE ANTICIPATE A LEARNING-CURVE IN THE COMING FEW SEASONS AS OUR PLAYERS COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES UNDER A MICROSCOPE".

MITCHELL S. MORTAZA
COMMISSIONER
LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE

http://www.lflus.com/news/miamifine.html

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

That league is already starting to change:




http://www.lflus.com/news/miamifine.html

Awesome. Cat fights in lingerie...

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Awesome. Cat fights in lingerie...

Yeah I tried to look it up on youtube with no luck. The game highlights though are very nice. Some of those girls just crush each other on hits. It also seems to be legal to grab at the ball carriers clothing in an attempt to tackle them.

[brakos82]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

Yeah I tried to look it up on youtube with no luck. The game highlights though are very nice. Some of those girls just crush each other on hits. It also seems to be legal to grab at the ball carriers clothing in an attempt to tackle them.

Didn't I hear somewhere that Houston got a team?

[Wolf]

Originally Posted by brakos82

Didn't I hear somewhere that Houston got a team?

yeah, I hear they will be called the Houston Billionaires after a hardcore training camp and depending on who makes the team