Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

bpe3 · 08-12-2009

On a separate thread my man Rich requested a sermon. As much as I'd like to, I can't exactly type out a sermon here on the interweb. Fact of the matter is a very large part of my mojo comes from the Yellow Lot itself: the people; the food; the Miller Lite; the bloody mary's; the mimosas; the music; the friends; the aquaintences; the strangers; the camaraderie; the sun; the heat; the clouds, the cold, the rain; the wind; the grass, the trucks; the tents; the grills; the smoke; the tables; the chairs; the couch; the flag poles. It's GAME DAY. THAT is where the sermons come from. The good news: a week from Saturday it's GO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's even better good news though...
OUR team...
The HOUSTON TEXANS...
have turned a corner.

It's time for Texans fans to turn a corner as well. It's not going to be like 2002 and 2003 when were just happy to have a team at all. Win or lose we were happy to just be back in the NFL game. It's not going to be like 2004-2008 where the best we could realistically do is show up at Reliant Stadium and HOPE for Texans victory. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Those days are OVER!!!!!!!! In 2009, the Houston Texans are EXPECTED to win. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EXPECTED... TO... WIN... Any other option is unacceptable. EXPECTATIONS may be a new concept to Texans fans, but that's where we are in 2009 and we're not looking back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everybody on three... One.. Two... Three...

It's 2009 and I EXPECT VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

(beer time)

bpe3

note: ignore my first sentance

NitroGSXR · 08-12-2009

Confused. I'm a new yeller lotter. I thought Texanmojo.com was the preacher?

texanskan · 08-12-2009

And the blue lot still sucks

bpe3 · 08-12-2009

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I thought Texanmojo.com was the preacher?

No. That's his life long friend.

bpe3

michaelm · 08-12-2009

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Originally Posted by bpe3

No. That's his life long friend.

bpe3

One of these days I'm going to drag my ass over from platinum to take part in the festivities.

**Double Barrel** · 08-12-2009

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Originally Posted by michaelm

One of these days I'm going to drag my ass over from platinum to take part in the festivities.

yellow lot rocks, man!

jaayteetx · 08-12-2009

Amen!!!!

**hobie** · 08-12-2009

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

yellow lot rocks, man!

Yellow and Orange IMHO are the best lots out there for tailgaing... The others all have thier good parts, but the Yellow and Orange have it all, and no corporate BS either !!

Man, thanks for getting me stoked !!!

Mike Kerns · 08-13-2009

Can't wait! Another season of the Yellow Lot...simply the best time of the year.

texanmojo · 08-13-2009

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Originally Posted by NitroHonda

Confused. I'm a new yeller lotter. I thought Texanmojo.com was the preacher?

Nope...I am not the preacher...but he and I have been lifelong friends and founded the TexanMojo tailgate party.

Sssshhhh...the Preacher Man is at the top of this thread...

dskillz · 08-31-2009

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Originally Posted by Double Barrel

yellow lot rocks, man!

I have to agree. Yellow Lot's grass seems to bring out the community atmosphere that I don't see in other lots. Don't get me wrong, all the lots are fun, but Yellow seems like a day at the park because of the grass.

Dammit, I miss my season tickets...

**Texan_Bill** · 08-31-2009

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Originally Posted by hobie

Yellow and Orange IMHO are the best lots out there for tailgaing... The others all have thier good parts, but the Yellow and Orange have it all, and no corporate BS either !!

Man, thanks for getting me stoked !!!

What's the matter man? We have too many hot chicks and not enough sausage for you??

twotexanfans · 08-31-2009

This is our first year in Yellow and we're more than impressed so far. I must admit I had no idea there was a party like that anywhere other than Blue. We're thrilled with the grass, the people, and the lively atmosphere, but mostly- not having to pay the ridiculous "luxury tax" most folks attach to the blue lot parking pass

Look forward to meeting a bunch of ya soon!!

Mike Kerns · 08-31-2009

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Originally Posted by twotexanfans

This is our first year in Yellow and we're more than impressed so far. I must admit I had no idea there was a party like that anywhere other than Blue. We're thrilled with the grass, the people, and the lively atmosphere, but mostly- not having to pay the ridiculous "luxury tax" most folks attach to the blue lot parking pass

Look forward to meeting a bunch of ya soon!!

Welcome to the party!

Looking forward to that first shotgun this afternoon!

twotexanfans · 09-01-2009

Wow! We stopped by to visit, and pass out some Jello, and we were lucky enough to get to take part in our first ever mass shotgun! Awesome! Thanks very much for the hospitality!

NitroGSXR · 09-01-2009

So which one is Patrick? I think he's the bigger guy. There were two. I introduced myself to Patrick like twice but he seemed to be a bit preoccupied. Lol.

Those two girls after the game... Wow. What a great friggin' show.

texanskan · 09-02-2009

Preacher Man, I heard those Blue Lot folks are talking smack about you

bpe3 · 09-02-2009

Preacher Man doesn't care much what a bunch of three piece suit wearing, brief case toting, business card handing outing blue lotters think of him. :-)

While he's in his seat watching the Texans crash the Jets next weekend, the Blue lotters will all be sitting at the Spur Bar or Star Bar or Cuervo Cantina sipping cocktails, ignoring the game and moping about the sorry state of their stock options and 401k balances.

bpe3

Honoring Earl 34 · 09-02-2009

Everybody on three... One.. Two... Three...

Travis Johnson is a San Diego Charger ...

08-12-2009	#1
bpe3 Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Yellow Lot, Reliant Park Age: 44 Posts: 167 Rep Power: 351	Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! On a separate thread my man Rich requested a sermon. As much as I'd like to, I can't exactly type out a sermon here on the interweb. Fact of the matter is a very large part of my mojo comes from the Yellow Lot itself: the people; the food; the Miller Lite; the bloody mary's; the mimosas; the music; the friends; the aquaintences; the strangers; the camaraderie; the sun; the heat; the clouds, the cold, the rain; the wind; the grass, the trucks; the tents; the grills; the smoke; the tables; the chairs; the couch; the flag poles. It's GAME DAY. THAT is where the sermons come from. The good news: a week from Saturday it's GO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's even better good news though... OUR team... The HOUSTON TEXANS... have turned a corner. It's time for Texans fans to turn a corner as well. It's not going to be like 2002 and 2003 when were just happy to have a team at all. Win or lose we were happy to just be back in the NFL game. It's not going to be like 2004-2008 where the best we could realistically do is show up at Reliant Stadium and HOPE for Texans victory. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Those days are OVER!!!!!!!! In 2009, the Houston Texans are EXPECTED to win. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EXPECTED... TO... WIN... Any other option is unacceptable. EXPECTATIONS may be a new concept to Texans fans, but that's where we are in 2009 and we're not looking back!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everybody on three... One.. Two... Three... It's 2009 and I EXPECT VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! (beer time) bpe3 note: ignore my first sentance

08-12-2009	#2
NitroGSXR Super Sic #58 Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Pflugerville, TX Age: 36 Posts: 10,590 Rep Power: 48530	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Confused. I'm a new yeller lotter. I thought Texanmojo.com was the preacher? __________________ Why are you teaching your hearing son ASL? He's not deaf. --Pflugerville Independent School District

08-12-2009	#3
texanskan Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The greatest city in the world Houston Tx. Posts: 386 Rep Power: 610	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! And the blue lot still sucks __________________ Go Texans, Rockets, and Horns! Matt Schaub wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. "You either got a jump shot or you slang crack rock"

08-12-2009	#7
jaayteetx Hall of Fame Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Albuquerque,NM Section: 623 Age: 39 Posts: 3,059 Rep Power: 6258	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Amen!!!! __________________ Buck Fud.

08-13-2009	#9
Mike Kerns Texans FC Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: West Houston Section: Up top. Age: 34 Posts: 2,644 Rep Power: 873	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Can't wait! Another season of the Yellow Lot...simply the best time of the year. __________________ Luv Ya Steel Blue: Texans Radio - Follow Me on Twitter - State of the Texans

08-31-2009	#13
twotexanfans Rookie Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! This is our first year in Yellow and we're more than impressed so far. I must admit I had no idea there was a party like that anywhere other than Blue. We're thrilled with the grass, the people, and the lively atmosphere, but mostly- not having to pay the ridiculous "luxury tax" most folks attach to the blue lot parking pass Look forward to meeting a bunch of ya soon!!

09-01-2009	#15
twotexanfans Rookie Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 12 Rep Power: 0	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Wow! We stopped by to visit, and pass out some Jello, and we were lucky enough to get to take part in our first ever mass shotgun! Awesome! Thanks very much for the hospitality!

09-02-2009	#17
texanskan Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The greatest city in the world Houston Tx. Posts: 386 Rep Power: 610	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Preacher Man, I heard those Blue Lot folks are talking smack about you __________________ Go Texans, Rockets, and Horns! Matt Schaub wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence. "You either got a jump shot or you slang crack rock"

09-02-2009	#19
Honoring Earl 34 Hey Koolaid Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Houston Age: 50 Posts: 16,745 Rep Power: 35890	Re: Preacher Man is startin' to get EXICTED!!!!!!!!! Everybody on three... One.. Two... Three... Travis Johnson is a San Diego Charger ... __________________ "I've been on food stamps and welfare, did anybody help me out? ... Craig T. Nelson:

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