Terrible Towel Sent to Titans' Keith Bulluck

[HOU-TEX]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season.

I feel a fart coming on.......oh, it's Flaming Wheelbarrow.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by HOU-TEX

I feel a fart coming on.......oh, it's Flaming Wheelbarrow.

That's an odd and random group of events. I am not sure if I should suggest a Dr or a psychiatrist?

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season.

None in our crib. I guess hanging your hat on winning against a team that just experienced a major hurricane blowing through town is all you've got, because it certainly can't be that fantastic playoff performance.

Lendale had better watch how much food he gulps down these days, because everyone knows that it's easy to choke when you're a Titan.

[HOU-TEX]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

None in our crib. I guess hanging your hat on winning against a team that just experienced a major hurricane blowing through town is all you've got, because it certainly can't be that fantastic playoff performance.

Lendale had better watch how much food he gulps down these days, because everyone knows that it's easy to choke when you're a Titan.

Doh! That is signature worthy righ there.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

None in our crib. I guess hanging your hat on winning against a team that just experienced a major hurricane blowing through town is all you've got, because it certainly can't be that fantastic playoff performance.

Lendale had better watch how much food he gulps down these days, because everyone knows that it's easy to choke when you're a Titan.

As a Texans fan I am surprised that you know what the word playoffs actually means. You know when teams manage to win more then they lose they actually get to play in these mythical playoffs?

[lame]comeback[/lame]

No seriously they do!

[lame]comeback[/lame]

No I am not kidding.

[lame]comeback[/lame]

Come on now I am telling you the truth. People play football in January and it is actual football teams. I am sure as a Texans fan you will experience this one day (tentatively 2085).

BTW L-Dub weighed in at 234 and we are just in OTAs. I bet one of his favorite foods next season in cow.

[imatexan]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

As a Texans fan I am surprised that you know what the word playoffs actually means. You know when teams manage to win more then they lose they actually get to play in these mythical playoffs?

[lame]comeback[/lame]

No seriously they do!

[lame]comeback[/lame]

No I am not kidding.

[lame]comeback[/lame]

Come on now I am telling you the truth. People play football in January and it is actual football teams. I am sure as a Texans fan you will experience this one day (tentatively 2085).

BTW L-Dub weighed in at 234 and we are just in OTAs. I bet one of his favorite foods next season in cow.

Huh?
I speak ENGLISH not whatever this is.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by imatexan

Huh?
I speak ENGLISH not whatever this is.

It was over your head. Next time I tell a joke I will sit down to help you out.

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

As a Texans fan I am surprised that you know what the word playoffs actually means.

As HOUSTON football fan, I am well acquainted with the NFL playoffs. I was watching Earl and the boys way back in the day before you decided to bandwagon the franchise.

See, HOUSTON football fans understand loyalty to our city, not a team owner. Unlike your bandwagon mentality, we have pride in where we live.

[imatexan]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

It was over your head. Next time I tell a joke I will sit down to help you out.

Thanks!

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

As HOUSTON football fan, I am well acquainted with the NFL playoffs. I was watching Earl and the boys way back in the day before you decided to bandwagon the franchise.

See, HOUSTON football fans understand loyalty to our city, not a team owner. Unlike your bandwagon mentality, we have pride in where we live.

[lame]comeback[/lame]

The prophecy is coming true!

[HouSportsWriter]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

Lendale is so fat he only scored 2 TDs on the Texans last season.

point blank *pre season*

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

The prophecy is coming true!

Obviously self-fulfilling prophecy on your part because it's all you've got. Lame just like your choking franchise.

If babbling to yourself on the internet was an Olympic event, you win gold there, bud.

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Double Barrel

Obviously self-fulfilling prophecy on your part because it's all you've got. Lame just like your choking franchise.

If babbling to yourself on the internet was an Olympic event, you win gold there, bud.

And a team in the playoffs and a team with 5 more wins ... hey but you got that better draft pick. That must be something to look forward to each year.

[Texan_Bill]

Awesome!

Flaming Anus is back to entertain us during the offseason. I only wish she would come with something new and not the same old tired, boring, weak sauce that we've gotten over the last 6 or 7 years.....

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

And a team in the playoffs and a team with 5 more wins ... hey but you got that better draft pick. That must be something to look forward to each year.

Lessee, your team went .500 against us, had the best record in the AFC in spite of it, and still choked out as as quickly as possible.

Guess where those 5 more wins and playoff spot got ya'...sitting on the couch like the rest of us watching the Steelers win their sixth Super Bowl trophy.

Dust off the smack talk, because football season is getting closer!

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

Awesome!

Flaming Anus is back to entertain us during the offseason. I only wish she would come with something new and not the same old tired, boring, weak sauce that we've gotten over the last 6 or 7 years.....

I have the same feeling about the Cows ...

[Texan_Bill]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

I have the same feeling about the Cows ...

Originally Posted by Double Barrel;1200886[B

] Lessee, your team went .500 against us, had the best record in the AFC in spite of it, and still choked out as as quickly as possible.

Guess where those 5 more wins and playoff spot got ya'...sitting on the couch like the rest of us watching the Steelers win their sixth Super Bowl trophy.[/b]
Dust off the smack talk, because football season is getting closer!

^^^^^ That just happened^^^^^ DB put it on you, yet again.


Don't you ever get tired of being ***** slapped around?

[Blazing Arrow]

Originally Posted by texan_bill

^^^^^ that just happened^^^^^ db put it on you, yet again.


Don't you ever get tired of being ***** slapped around?

11-3

Even a blind squirle finds a nut from time to time

Originally Posted by Texan_Bill

^^^^^ That just happened^^^^^

[HOU-TEX]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

I have the same feeling about the Cows ...

You're getting tired of the same old "weak sauce" from cows? Eww....

[Double Barrel]

Originally Posted by Blazing Arrow

Even a blind squirle finds a nut from time to time

You're right. Every great once in awhile you actually have a good take.

Originally Posted by HOU-TEX

You're getting tired of the same old "weak sauce" from cows? Eww....

We shouldn't judge a man on his bovine fetish alone. But since there's no other redeeming qualities, we can make an exception.

BA is still trying to figure out the difference between cows and bulls, and wonders why we laugh as he heads out to milk the bulls.