Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

**HoustonFrog** · 04-17-2009

I love these..........hate to make fun of one of my guys but it has to be done

http://walterfootball.com/draft2009emmitt.php

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Detroit Lions: Matt Stanford, QB, Georgia
The Detroit Lion need help. And not just help. They need a ton of help. They need so many help I cannot even fit them into these paragraph. The Detroit Lion have become the first winless team to lose all of their game of all time.

As my father, Emmitt uhh... Senior the First tolded me, a man can only be debacled so many time. Well, my friends, I am here to tell you that the 53 players on the Detroit Lion can only be debacled so many time. That is why I believe the Detroit Lion need to take the best quarterbacks in the NFL Draft.

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Houston Texans: Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State
For the first time in the Houston Texas career, they have become an all-around good football club. Unfortunately, not all of their player are good all-around.

I am looking at you, Owen David. I have Owen David on my fantasy football team in the 2008 season, and sometime he score 30 points and then sometime he only had two point. Sometime even no point! He just did not draw the double team!

I have never seen Brandon Pettigrew play football before, but I know he better than Owen David. This is like if someone asking me, "Emmitt, would you rather get hit upside the head with baseball bat or something that do not look so hard." I will say 100 percent of the time, which is probably most of the time, that I would rather get blowed in the head with something soft and smooth.

BigBull17 · 04-17-2009

This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...?

Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right.

**HoustonFrog** · 04-17-2009

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Originally Posted by BigBull17

This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...?

Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right.

LOL..its a joke with Waltersfootball. As a Cowboy fan I feel bad laughing but the guys TV days brought it upon himself.

**drewmar74** · 04-17-2009

This just made my morning!

"Second, ESPN terminationed me from broadcasting on their TV for unjustible reason. They say I cannot communicate with public. Well, if you readin' this mark draft, I am communicationing just fine, thank you. Third, I ask out Suzy Colbert after I got fire, and she said, "I do not date unemployed folk." And third, my namesakes, Andre Smith do a bad job at the Combine."

**HoustonFrog** · 04-17-2009

I just spit reading this

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Seattle Seahawks: Eugene Malone, OT, Virginia
This Seattle club is in between a rock and a... uhh... boulder. They have... have... has two choices. They can draft Michael Treecrab to play alongside Darren Branch, Nate Berlin and T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Or they can go with a left tackle like Eugene Malone who have the ability to keep Matt Hassel gettin' roughed up from the behind a dozen time per season every week.

It is not good to have quarterback who gettin' roughed up in the behind. It is not good for team morals. Only one quarterback of all time like to get roughed up in the behind. T.O. tolded me in coincidentiallity that man name is Jeff Garcia. How can a man like to get roughed up in the behind? Do he do it for the pain? I cannot even figure out to start answer these. I am convincement that T.O. is lying. But do not hear these from me!

**drewmar74** · 04-17-2009

Holy crap! That Garcia stuff is freakin' hilarious.

Texan4Ever · 04-17-2009

Who is this Owen David he speaks of? I only know Owen Daniels!

Wolf6151 · 04-17-2009

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

threetoedpete · 04-17-2009

You know, someone who loves him should just tell him point blank to go back and get some school work in. I mean at first it was a good joke. But now, it's so sad as to be heart breaking. I hate the cowboys. But surly someone close to him would have some love and confront him on it. Emmit, your english language arts work is just horrible. Everytime you post this crap.....it makes you look like the village *****. Go hire someone and get coached up. Marshal Faulk ought to be in the chair right next to him.

**ObsiWan** · 04-18-2009

Emmitt could sue these guys if how they project his "communication skills" wasn't so close to reality. Its a good thing Dancing with the Stars didn't involve speaking.

What was ESPN thinking?

Then again, Mike Ditka's still there and his communication skills aren't exactly on the FDR or Daniel Webster level either.

04-17-2009	#2
BigBull17 Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2005 Location: Alvin Age: 32 Posts: 4,943 Rep Power: 4281	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 This is awfull. What do you expect from a Cowboy...? Edit: Guess I should check a link. I thought this is just what Emmit wrote. SOunds about right. __________________ Is it March 6th yet?

04-17-2009	#4
drewmar74 disgruntled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bayou Country Age: 38 Posts: 4,838 Rep Power: 1183	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 This just made my morning! "Second, ESPN terminationed me from broadcasting on their TV for unjustible reason. They say I cannot communicate with public. Well, if you readin' this mark draft, I am communicationing just fine, thank you. Third, I ask out Suzy Colbert after I got fire, and she said, "I do not date unemployed folk." And third, my namesakes, Andre Smith do a bad job at the Combine." __________________ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

04-17-2009	#6
drewmar74 disgruntled Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Bayou Country Age: 38 Posts: 4,838 Rep Power: 1183	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 Holy crap! That Garcia stuff is freakin' hilarious. __________________ The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein

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Texan4Ever Hall of Fame Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: The Great State of Texas Section: My couch Age: 23 Posts: 3,945 Rep Power: 10691	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 Who is this Owen David he speaks of? I only know Owen Daniels!

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Wolf6151 Hall of Fame Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Pearland, Texas Posts: 2,706 Rep Power: 6036	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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threetoedpete Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2004 Location: Katy, Texas Age: 57 Posts: 6,644 Rep Power: 140	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 You know, someone who loves him should just tell him point blank to go back and get some school work in. I mean at first it was a good joke. But now, it's so sad as to be heart breaking. I hate the cowboys. But surly someone close to him would have some love and confront him on it. Emmit, your english language arts work is just horrible. Everytime you post this crap.....it makes you look like the village *****. Go hire someone and get coached up. Marshal Faulk ought to be in the chair right next to him. __________________ "Everybody understands that the only way we're going to do it is by extremely hard work."

04-18-2009	#10
ObsiWan Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: League City, Tx Age: 61 Posts: 10,034 Rep Power: 36703	Re: Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft 2009 Emmitt could sue these guys if how they project his "communication skills" wasn't so close to reality. Its a good thing Dancing with the Stars didn't involve speaking. What was ESPN thinking? Then again, Mike Ditka's still there and his communication skills aren't exactly on the FDR or Daniel Webster level either.

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