Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games - Houston Texans Message Board & Forum

brakos82 · 11-26-2008

NASHVILLE, TN—Titans quarterback Kerry Collins told reporters Sunday that his 9-0 record as a starter this season was largely due to drinking heavily before games in order to clarify his field vision, increase his arm strength by an estimated 50 percent, and give himself the courage to make throws he would not attempt while sober. "A couple shots of confidence before I go out on the field and I'm not afraid to do anything," said Collins, swaying back and forth slightly as he outlined his pregame routine. "When you look up and there's 16 guys in the box, you know you have to get rid of the ball right away. And if I hold on to the ball too long and I get hit, you don't, I don't feel, don't feel ****. Plus, the team. Lets me team leader. Leader-leader-leader...ship!" When asked how he orchestrated the Titan's comeback against the Jaguars, Collins claimed he blacked out during the second half and only remembers trying to belch the alphabet backwards.

The Onion

**Texan_Bill** · 11-26-2008

Great find Brakos!! Hilarious!!

Blazing Arrow · 11-26-2008

A drunk Collins can stay on his feet better then a sober Schaub ...

HJam72 · 11-26-2008

I think maybe Rosenfails should drink more.

**gwallaia** · 11-26-2008

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Originally Posted by HJam72

I think maybe Rosenfails should drink more.

I'll drink to that.

BeerTastesLikeVictory · 11-26-2008

I have no problem with that, hell it would make the game more fun if all the players were drunk. It sure is more fun for me to watch the Texans while drunk.

11-26-2008	#1
brakos82 Hall of Fame Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: LOHAR (Land of Hipsters and Rain) Section: 1009 E. Union Age: 30 Posts: 19,386 Rep Power: 32569	Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games NASHVILLE, TN—Titans quarterback Kerry Collins told reporters Sunday that his 9-0 record as a starter this season was largely due to drinking heavily before games in order to clarify his field vision, increase his arm strength by an estimated 50 percent, and give himself the courage to make throws he would not attempt while sober. "A couple shots of confidence before I go out on the field and I'm not afraid to do anything," said Collins, swaying back and forth slightly as he outlined his pregame routine. "When you look up and there's 16 guys in the box, you know you have to get rid of the ball right away. And if I hold on to the ball too long and I get hit, you don't, I don't feel, don't feel ****. Plus, the team. Lets me team leader. Leader-leader-leader...ship!" When asked how he orchestrated the Titan's comeback against the Jaguars, Collins claimed he blacked out during the second half and only remembers trying to belch the alphabet backwards. The Onion

11-26-2008	#2
Texan_Bill Subscribed Contributor Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Houston. Mediocrity Lives Here!! Section: Bull Pen!! Age: 45 Posts: 47,086 Rep Power: 41545	Re: Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games Great find Brakos!! Hilarious!! __________________ DeAndre!

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Blazing Arrow Work'n da grill Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 36 Posts: 2,906 Rep Power: 257	Re: Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games A drunk Collins can stay on his feet better then a sober Schaub ... __________________ RIP Steve ... you showed us what a warrior truly is.

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HJam72 Hall of Fame Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Over here. Age: 40 Posts: 10,472 Rep Power: 18004	Re: Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games I think maybe Rosenfails should drink more. __________________

11-26-2008	#6
BeerTastesLikeVictory Custom Title Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Houston, TX Age: 34 Posts: 1,083 Rep Power: 6708	Re: Kerry Collins is Drunk During Games I have no problem with that, hell it would make the game more fun if all the players were drunk. It sure is more fun for me to watch the Texans while drunk. __________________ Sig by False Start "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs." -David Daye

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