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Old 09-30-2012   #1
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So earlier I was thinking about those old Jeff Foxworthy jokes where he would say some situation and then say "....you might be a redneck!"

The I thought about a couple of Texan jokes, and thought we could have fun with this.

So, I'll start. Think of your own and post them. See what we can do with this.


If you refer to a backup QB as HWMNBN, You might be a Texan's fan.

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If you feel bad about the team after a 38-14 victory, You might be a Texan's fan.
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If you shudder at the thought of a Peyton Manning comeback, You might be a Texan fan.
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If the sight of a helicopter reminds you of Sage Rosenfelts, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you hate Bud Adams more than your mother in law, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you believe "Tony Bosseli" and "Jinx" are synonomous...

If you know what it's like NOT to have to wait until draft day to find out who your team will take @ #1...
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...if you have a picture of Kareem Jackson falling down on file for the next time an opposing receiver catches a pass on him...
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...If your Houston Texans are 4-0 and you whine about them only beating the other team by 24 instead of 30....

You might be a Texans fan...
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If being 4-0 and a 20 point lead in each game still has you uneasy, you might be a Texans fan.
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If you call him Cortland innegan.
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If you have a reflexive, deep seated fear of facing a rookie/first start QB from years past ...
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If you call him Cortland innegan.
That even gets me a laugh here in Tennessee!
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If you find yourself scanning the Broncos or Redskins practice squad for potential waiver claims...
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If you are forced into the position of criticizing your college QB hero because your fellow Longhorn fans are still delusional after seven years...
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If you are forced into the position of criticizing your college QB hero because your fellow Longhorn fans are still delusional after seven years...
Somehow I missed this one when I first looked over this thread. I fall into this category. Not only this, I found myself rooting for him to fail just to shut those morons up.

However unfortunately him failing has not shut them all up. Some now are even blaming the Texans for his failure and have this "forever hate the Texans" thing going on.
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...upon learning Lestar Jean would "miss some time", you immediately googled "David Anderson" to see if he was available because you know Kubs can't completely quit him...
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If you had to get memorabilia (hat) from a guy that got his from Nebraska, you might be a Texan's fan


true story .. 2 years ago I searched Kerrville for a Texan's hat.. no luck.. I visited my dad in Plano.. and went through 3 stores and found one (only one) . I didn't like it but only one I found.. bought it and went back to Kerrville and was talking to a friend about it and how I didn't like the hat I got and how it was the only one and he had a hat..I traded him Texans hat (solid blue with Texans logo and mine had white and blue on brim and whatnot)


I still wear the hat even how faded it is now .

it was SAD.. saw Titans stuff, Cowboys stuff. Green Bay stuff etc etc, but kid you not .. no Texans stuff
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If this man's...


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image springs IMMEDIATELY to mind whenever you hear the word "BEAST"

...you MIGHT be a Texans' fan
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