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Old 09-18-2012   #1
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Dallas Cowboys Fan Takes Seahawks Loss Horribly, Goes on Epic Rant

I'm mostly over my little brother syndrome regarding the dallas cowgirls, but this is too funny not to post.

*WARNING* Not entirely safe for work due to some colorful language.

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That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!
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Awesome. I will be tuned in on Sunday cheering the Bucs on.
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I'd respect Cowboy fan if more were like him, but, they will still regurgitate those "5" even though they have been on that level in almost 20 years.
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OMG, how did I miss this guy over the years. Bookmark, check, Twitter, check, Facebook, check.
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I heard that guy on the talk radio in Seattle.... they played it for Golden Tate and asked him if he felt sorry for putting that Cowboys fan through so much agony... to sum it up he said "not really."
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That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!
I'd like to see the Cowpies get blown out every week ... havent been able to stand that organization since Tom Landry was canned.


Maybe Jerrah can have his son in law or whatever he is wipe the tears from his eye's after each loss.
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That was hilarious. Major overreaction, but still hilarious. I like his threat to send Dez Bryant to Cleveland. It's become the Siberia of the NFL. I hope the Cowboys get blown out again this week. I'd like to see this guy's reaction after that!
I hope that he will post where he will be hanging out before or after the game on Sunday. I would love to meet him and/or get a picture.
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I like this guy, he's funny and he's nuts. Jerry Jones might want to hire more security around the stadium or hire this guy as a head coach/motivational speaker. Nothing motivates like a foot in the ass sometimes. Dez Bryant might want to get some body guards.
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This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

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This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

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lol. I remember that. And I've felt that guy's pain from time to time.

There was a radio broadcast of a guy GOING OFF against the Browns in pure frustration and rage... the week BEFORE the Texans game. I've always wondered what he did the week after.
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This Browns fan's rant after the Texans game is classic. Still laugh when I watch it. It truly captures fans emotions when they're supporting a struggling team.

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Sorry, but that rant has nothing on this guy. THis was a Giants fan from a few years ago. Funniest and most pathetic meltdown from a fan I've ever seen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-6Tn0Ie-AQ

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This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end
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This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end
Ya, I get that vibe too, wouldn't doubt if he was police or military. I came across more than a few of those types in the Corps that's for sure.
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This guy probably lectures everybody about everything.

Wife locks her keys in the car, dude goes off on her for 5 minutes about how foolish she is.

Kid makes a bad grade, dude stands there and rants for 5 minutes about how the kid should do better.

I'm done with the guy. It's obvious he loves to chew ass. Gets off on it.

I feel sorry for the people caught in his daily life. And don't tell me I don't know his personal life, look...if he gets THAT animated over a ****ing football game????? Yeah, think about when "real world problems" happen in his life.

He's creepy. /end
I agree with all of that. But since he's not in my life and he's ranting at Cowboy fans, I kind of like it LOL.
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This one is pretty funny too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&fe...&v=MNXGncNm9LM
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I agree with all of that. But since he's not in my life and he's ranting at Cowboy fans, I kind of like it LOL.
Shango is passionate about the team, and can explode. He wears a wedding band so I assume he cools off a bit before going home. I have to give him his props -- Shambo knows football and like him or not his football intellect can be graded as a solid "A." I like to sit in on his Tuesday postgame and Thursday pregame classes.
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Shango is passionate about the team, and can explode. He wears a wedding band so I assume he cools off a bit before going home. I have to give him his props -- Shambo knows football and like him or not his football intellect can be graded as a solid "A." I like to sit in on his Tuesday postgame and Thursday pregame classes.
I saw the ring too.

That's what has me creeped out. Was really hoping he was just a single guy who was married to the Cowboys.

My wife would be super embarrassed if I posted videos like he does. It would be a marriage breaker, for sure. I "get it" that you like his analysis on the other videos, but the rant videos are funny at first...then it sort of just goes into weird territory for me.

Could be that he's a very compartmentalizing person--i.e. football passion doesn't spill over into other areas--so I want to say that I don't know the guy at all, and I'm just wondering if he's a stable person off-camera.
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I saw the ring too.

That's what has me creeped out. Was really hoping he was just a single guy who was married to the Cowboys.

My wife would be super embarrassed if I posted videos like he does. It would be a marriage breaker, for sure. I "get it" that you like his analysis on the other videos, but the rant videos are funny at first...then it sort of just goes into weird territory for me.

Could be that he's a very compartmentalizing person--i.e. football passion doesn't spill over into other areas--so I want to say that I don't know the guy at all, and I'm just wondering if he's a stable person off-camera.
Shango is also an actor, therefore I don't think his wife is in any danger of spousal abuse or embarrassment. In addition to acting which seems he is experienced in drama, I respect his football knowledge.
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