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Old 09-24-2010   #1
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A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
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A friend of mine just posted this on Facebook. I got a good chuckle from it. Probably an old one...but good anyway. Got any others...post them!

"From sources @ Cowboy stadium - Practice was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while police were called in. After analysis, experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact ... the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon..."
LOL, I was just coming here to post that. Opened this thread, thinking it would be a good location for it.
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Schaub: Knock Knock!
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Schaub: Owen!
Romo:Owen Who?
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I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
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Q: What do you call a Cowboys fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted.
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The new tornado evacuation plan for dallas is to take refuge in Cowboy's stadium, a touchdown there is unlikely!
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I heard that Jerry Jones fired Wade Phillips and hired a Korean coach. His name is Wen Won Soon!
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We won soon? When won soon?

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We won soon? When won soon?

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