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Old 06-19-2009   #1
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June 19, 2009 2:09 PM
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- Those of us hoping not to talk much Terrible Towel until the Titans-at-Steelers season opener Sept. 10 in Pittsburgh are out of luck.

To recap: Keith Bulluck famously stomped a Terrible Towel with LenDale White and others on the Tennessee sideline at the conclusion of the Titans' regular season win over Pittsburgh last December.

Friday after an OTA practice, someone asked the right question and Bulluck reached into his locker to dig out a note and a commemorative Super Bowl XLIII Terrible Towel.

The note he held up read: "The Steelers Nation would like to present you with our new Terrible Towel. Hang this up in your locker room. Sincerely, the Black and Gold. P.S. Hope you enjoyed the Super Bowl."

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White talked of his long history of stomping towels.

"I'm a professional towel stomper," White said. "My nickname is LenDale 'The Towel Stomping' White. I've seen the big Ben Roethlisberger sandwich on TV. So if anybody wants to freeze it and send one over, I'll be more than happy to eat it."
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Let the LenDale White fat jokes begin!
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Old 06-19-2009   #2
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Well played Steeler Nation....well played.
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Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid".
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Lendale White is so fat, when he goes to kfc, he asks them to fill the bucket on the roof.

He rocks himself to sleep trying to stand up.

He eats wheat thicks.

He can't even jump to conclusions.

Once, during an away game in NY, Lendale heard it was chilly outside so grabbed a spoon and rolled on out the door.
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lendale once jumped in the air.. and got stuck
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Lendale is so fat his belt size is equator.

Lendale is so fat when he break dances it registers on the richter scale.

Lendale is so fat he rolled over a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lendale is so fat if you cut his leg open he bleeds gravy.

Lendale is so fat he has to put his belt on with a boomerang.

Lendale is so fat when he walks outside in a red shirt, all the kids come running and screaming "Hey Koolaid
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LMAO! These two got a bit of a snicker from me.
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Lendale irons his clothes in his driveway.

Lendale has to use Beltway 8 as a Slip&Slide

VY tried to dogpile on top of Lendale and got a nosebleed from the altitude change.

Lendales theme song is the Baby Elephant Walk.
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