Originally Posted by HOU-TEX
I bet his buddies Ricky and Ced called and told him they had a fatty
over there that needed the smoke sucked out of it. They informed him to leave his his shirt at home because they were going to give each other bong water massages. He took off out the door so fast he left his phone at home.
His buddies were pissed that they weren't invited for the rub down so they called coach Fish.
That's what I gather from reading between the lines.
Ah-Ha!! Now the story makes sense to me...