Here's what I propose...
The Blue Crew 'succumbs' to the Texans ticket gouging for parking and relocates to the Yellow Lot. As a precondition of the move, they get the Texans to agree to open the Yellow Lot at 7 AM instead of Platinum. No one parks there until 11:30 anyway.
Once you are out there....the tailagates merge into one big mega party like nothing the NFL has EVER seen.
The Texans becoame known as the #1 talgate city in the world...and an example in world peace simply based on how the different lots could 'get along'.
