[Thorn]

Screw everything. Excuse the hell out of me, but it’s Friday night and I’m drunk as **** and I say the Texans are my team.

Yeah, at present, they aren’t worth a ****. Like we need a mind reader to understand that. But they are the team from Houston. They are our team. They are what we have.

And it’s a hell of a lot better than some cities have got. We could be Miami. But we are not. We actually have a QB, well, as long as he can stand we do, but the point remains, we have a QB. Hopefully.

We also have the basis of a damn good defense. We are getting there. By slow steps and missteps we are getting there.

Screw ESPN and others who rate teams, we are getting there.

On the other hand, I could just be drunk. Which I am. In any case, the Texans are my team. I think they suck right now, but I love them anyway. Why do I love a team that sucks? Because they are the Houston team. And I live in Houston.

You have no idea how much I needed Microsoft word to correct my spelling in this post.