Trading picks with the Texans, the Vikings
use the 13th pick to select
Tony the Tiger
Despite arguments from the other NFL teams, Paul Taglibue approves Minnesota's selection of Tony the Tiger. There is no written rule in the NFL rules prohibiting animals from playing in the league. It is not unprecedented however, most will recall Gus the Kicking Mule playing in the NFL for the now defunct Atoms.
Tony the Tiger should prove to be dominating as linebacker, he is after all, a 500 pound bengal tiger with a 2.9 40. Not only that, Tony has 12 essential vitamins and minerals and is part of a complete breakfast.