The SNL Spartan Cheerleaders. In Detroit, they have drafted every position in the first and all it has gotten them is one playoff victory since 1957. Ouch.
Lions CEO Matt Millen says "We have had two constants since 1963 in this organization, William Clay Ford as the owner and no cherleaders. Mr. Ford ws kind enough to think outside the box when he hired me so I can do that dor him. I just hope it turns out just as well as my hiring."
Coach Steve Marriuci was heard saying ". . . this is exactly what this teams needs, a shot of spirit. Those two can really cheer. I know that they may not have had much success in their high school and it is a big jump, but they will be fine."